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Hey, guys, what's up?
Kurt here from Kurt's World.
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Hey, guys, how's it going?
It's Kurt from Kurt's World.
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Hey, guys, how's it going?
Kurt from Kurt's World here.
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Hey, what's up, guys?
Kurt here from Kurt's World.
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Hi, everybody. This is
Kurt from Kurt's World.
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And today I'm
going to draw my life.
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Something in these videos
that I really appreciate
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is everybody's complete
honesty in telling their life story.
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And where does
this story take place?
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Los Angeles... That's
where I was born,
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although shortly after, my
parents had to move out to Azusa
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'cause it's just a little
bit more affordable
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and better for raising a family.
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Hey, Dozier.
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Mom's gone, so I'm in charge.
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I remember it like
it was yesterday,
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and we watched the planes
crash into the buildings
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millions of times.
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People jumping
out of the windows,
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running around,
the dust, the fire.
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And even though I didn't fully
understand everything back then,
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I knew that no one could
ever forget an event like that,
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real or fake.
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Hey, what's up guys?
It's Kurt from Kurt's World.
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I'm here with my dad.
We're in the studio.
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Working on this dope
new track for Bezar.
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- Really?
- Yeah yeah.
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Well, check... Yeah
check this out, though.
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Kurt's World. Dad,
seriously put the hat on.
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Alright.
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There you go.
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After the divorce,
Mom was really upset,
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so I decided to stay home
with her and be a good son.
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And I don't know
how it happened,
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but one thing led to another,
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and I started really
getting into online gaming.
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I'm gonna fuck you h... so...
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I'm gonna fuck you so hard.
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In 2009, I officially
started Kurt's World,
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kicking off the empire
you know today.
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That's pretty cool huh?
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This is a program
where I've made all
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of some of the
most influential beats
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and some of my top beats.
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Control-shift.
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That's my favorite shortcut.
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Life hacks, reviews,
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and all the little
things in between
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that make life really
cool and so much fun.
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That's where all
the magic happens.
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Just kidding. Um...
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What I like about these
right off the bat is that...
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Is how they seem.
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The mouthfeel on
this... otherworldly.
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And that's also when
I started babysitting.
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You know, 'cause it's
important to stay current.
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Those kids were a great
source for new content.
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And I'm still friends
with most of them today.
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Shout-out to my friend Bobby
Bud Lee @BobbyBaseCamp.
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You tell them, Bobby.
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Oh, fuck you,
fuck you, fuck you.
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God fucking damn it!
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What's up, guys?
Here from Kurt's World.
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- What's up?
- Oh, my fucking God.
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Here with BobbyBaseCamp.
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- Fuck! I just died.
- What's up?
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Kurt, do not fucking
double-dip my stream.
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- Okay?
- Sorry.
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These values have followed me
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all the way to my new
job, a Spree driver.
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And the cool thing about Spree
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is that you're interacting
with people all the time.
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It's amazing for content
and for just in general.
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Wow, that is an old
Smart and Final right there.
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But it's not always easy making
great content day after day.
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Sometimes it's just you,
yourself, and your brain.
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And that can be frustrating.
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I haven't made a
video in a long time
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because it's... things aren't
really awesome for me right now.
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And it's been kind of
hard for me to find Kurt.
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Especially in these videos,
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it's been really
tough for me to find...
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It's been really tough for
me to find Kurt, and I'm just...
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It's been really tough
for me to find Kurt...
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I don't even know why
I'm making these videos.
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Metrics.
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It is a numbers
game, and right now...
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I just feel like a zero.
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But that's usually when you come
up with your best breakthroughs.
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I know I did.
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Yo, guys, what's going on?
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It's me, Kurt from Kurt's World,
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and I just realized
something big.
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And I'm calling it "The Lesson."
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This is a surefire way for me
to go viral, and guess what.
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The best part
being I can do it all
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from the front seat of my Spree.
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So you guys stayed
tuned, buckle up,
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and I'll show you the ropes.
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Alright? Peace out.
Much love, you guys.
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Peace out. Peace out.
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Make sure to follow...
Follow me for "The Lesson."
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Peace out.
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Hey, guys, how's it going?
It's Kurt from Kurt's World.
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And welcome to "The Lesson."
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For all of you out there who
don't know me, get ready,
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'cause you're about to know me.
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I'm Kurt.
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Step one...
Organizing your bottles.
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If you check out the video
that I uploaded last week
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on Kurt's World, you're
already gonna know
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how to prepare
them before your ride.
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You've got to remember, guys,
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what we're doing
here is important.
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You're creating a brand.
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Actually, hold up.
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Real step one... Get...
your... rig... together.
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If you're not documenting
yourself, it's simple.
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You just don't exist.
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And for my premium subscribers,
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if you hop on to Kurt's World,
you can choose your own angles.
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Plus, I'll be screen-sharing
my phone all night
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for unlimited
behind-the-scenes access.
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So don't sleep on that.
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Okay, guys, well, I
guess... I guess that's it.
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I hope you guys
enjoyed this live stream,
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and make sure to share and
comment on all your socials
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using the hashtag
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- Thanks, Kurt.
- Shit, I almost forgot.
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Mom.
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Hey, Mom.
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Let's go!
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I know that we all
have our issues.
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So let me just say this.
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There's a trigger
warning in place.
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I'm not gonna be
offended if you can't watch.
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But, yeah, for all my
real ones out there,
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uh, it's time to go viral, baby.
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Okay, guys, so we're here
at the first passenger's house.
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Uh, here to pick up Frederick.
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And here he comes.
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Alright, guys, now, the record
for a rideshare driver is six.
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So you're gonna want
to at least top that number
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if you want to hit it big-time.
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- Frederick.
- That's me.
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Hey. I'm Kurt,
your Spree driver.
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And you're going to
Grand Castle Banquet Hall.
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- Highland Park, right?
- You got it, brother.
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Let's go.
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Uh...
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Hey?
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What's up, dude?
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What's, uh, going on here?
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What?
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Lot of fucking cameras
in here, brother.
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Oh, yeah, right.
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Hey, guys. Hope that's okay.
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And what if I say it isn't?
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It's for my protection.
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Oh, right, got you.
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Oh, there's some water
back there if you want some.
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I'm good.
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Got a charger, though?
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You bet.
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- Always be charging.
- Uh-huh.
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Well, I've been working
on a speech all day,
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so this sucker's drained.
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A speech? Big event?
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About 3,000 people.
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3,000 people? That's
a lot of eyeballs on you.
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Yeah. Lot of people
are excited, so...
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Actually, you want
to tell my followers
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how you greet your audience?
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That would be great.
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What do you mean your followers?
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Right, yeah, no, I'm actually
just recording a tutorial.
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That's cool. About what?
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Oh, I'm giving people tips
on how to, like, you know,
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up their social-media game.
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Very cool.
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- While you're driving, huh?
- Yeah, yeah.
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It's good to see men like us
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trying to master this, you
know, social-media stuff.
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We're gonna need it.
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Yeah.
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What do you mean men like us?
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White men.
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You are white, aren't you?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, you are.
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It's good. Say it with me.
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I'm white and I'm proud.
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Uh... no.
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Wait, are you Jewish?
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Whites, blacks, Asians,
Latinos, we're all the same.
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Okay.
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Have you read the IQ studies?
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Do you know what's going
on in Chicago right now?
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Bobby, don't
worry. It's all good.
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Who's Bobby?
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Your gender-queer, uh, partner?
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It's actually Bobby Bud Lee.
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@BobbyBaseCamp. You
don't know Bobby Bud Lee?
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What's up, guys? I'm out
here on my influencer bullshit.
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I'm on the... I'm
on the hover board.
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Look at this place. It's crazy.
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So you all know what
happens when I get bored.
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And... secured. You got got.
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Just regarding, like, the party
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that went down in
my pad last night,
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that girl who got
thrown off the balcony
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and hit her ankle on
the pool, not my fault.
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That dude who threw her off
clearly wasn't strong enough.
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What's up, BaseCamp?
Today we are feeling grateful.
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I'm in my home fucking
theater right now, BaseCamp.
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And that is all
thanks to you guys.
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Actually, can I borrow it?
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I actually really need
to use it for something.
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Yeah, dude, what's up? Fucker!
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He give it back to me, dude.
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Phone King! Hey, I'm
zooming out of here.
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Okay, well, he's huge,
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and he's promoting my
stream on his channel tonight.
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But he might not do it if
there's too much racist shit
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- on here, so...
- You mean authentic shit?
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Yo, everyone, being
racist is not cool.
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Alright? It's toxic.
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Like Bobby, he's authentic.
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And he gets free
hotel rooms and swag,
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so take a page out of his book.
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Thanks for the tip, snowflake.
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Oh, Jesus Christ. A
lot of fucking stop signs.
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Hey, I don't see
any cops around.
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Should I blow this next one?
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You're gonna run the stop sign?
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Oh, shit!
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Fucking A, dude. You're crazy.
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Just trying to spice
things up for my fans.
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Right, right. Wow.
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Remember, there's water
back there if you need it.
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Yeah, alright. I
am a little parched.
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Yeah, you know,
for your big speech.
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Yeah. You know,
you're okay for a libtard.
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Thanks.
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You just need to wake up.
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I'm really trying to get
ready for my speech.
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Do you mind?
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Hey, are there a lot of
members in your group?
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Yeah. How far away are we?
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Hey, you should let them know
that you're not gonna make it.
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What?
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Does this water
have, like, a taste to it?
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Am I crazy?
255
00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:59,100
What are you talking
about? It's just pure water.
256
00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:00,400
Just gonna want to make sure
257
00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,100
that you remove
all the air bubbles.
258
00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:04,000
Not really. I just
like to do that.
259
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,300
And then we're gonna
inject this right on the label,
260
00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:09,500
because that way the
passenger will never notice.
261
00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:15,000
Simple as that.
262
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,200
Take your glue gun.
263
00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:17,600
It's been heating
up for a second.
264
00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:19,800
And all you got to
do, just a little tap.
265
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:29,800
Airtight.
266
00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:31,100
Well, watertight.
267
00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:50,500
It's perfect.
268
00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:52,000
Check this out.
269
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,100
I've already got a bunch done.
270
00:13:56,900 --> 00:13:59,300
One down, lots more to go.
271
00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:03,800
Okay, next we are
picking up Andrea.
272
00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:09,100
Yeah, okay, Bobby, sure.
Yeah, that's fake news.
273
00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:11,600
That's actually a pretty
good point, though, guys.
274
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:12,800
No one should be able to tell
275
00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:15,100
what you're doing
is real at first.
276
00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:17,800
Because you want to get
as many done undetected
277
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:20,300
for maximum
attention down the road.
278
00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:22,300
279
00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:23,800
Legacy.
280
00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:25,500
Okay, here we go.
281
00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:29,700
She should be right here.
282
00:14:29,700 --> 00:14:33,100
Is Andrea with her friends?
283
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:36,500
Oh, looks like Andrea is alone.
284
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:37,800
I like that, though, you know.
285
00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:39,800
One-on-one, get
to know the person.
286
00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:41,800
Slice of life.
287
00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:46,100
Oh, you know, guys,
technically that's litter,
288
00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:49,600
but I think she'll get
away with this one.
289
00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:51,600
Tell him to fuck off.
290
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:56,600
- It's open.
- Yeah, maybe.
291
00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,100
I'll see what she says.
292
00:14:58,100 --> 00:15:00,000
Hey, Andrea.
293
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,800
- Yeah.
- Oh.
294
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,900
No, no, no, no.
295
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,700
We got some good
nibbles. We did. Mm-hmm.
296
00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:10,300
I'm going to Lincoln Heights.
297
00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:11,900
Yeah, there was this
one investment property
298
00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:14,200
you would cream your jeans over.
299
00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:17,200
Oh, I got these cameras
set up. Hope that's okay.
300
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:20,600
No, I think the cactuses
are creating the perfect vibe.
301
00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:23,500
Yeah, it's like that cheesy
L.A. thing that we talked about.
302
00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:25,900
On to the next
future yoga studio.
303
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:29,800
No. Obviously I would never
actually say that to a client.
304
00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:33,400
Michael, I'm so tired of
you second-guessing me.
305
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:36,900
Well, I don't see you out
here fucking doing this.
306
00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:42,700
Yeah. Look, I am in my Spree.
307
00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:45,400
I am going to be on the
red-eye in a few hours.
308
00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:48,100
Let's just figure this out
when we see each other.
309
00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,500
Yeah, okay.
310
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:53,000
Yeah.
311
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:13,100
- What's up, beat master?
- I can't... I cannot ta...
312
00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:16,200
- I can't talk right now. Bye.
- Wait, wait, wait.
313
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:21,100
Stop.
314
00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:22,900
- Don't hang up on me, dick.
- I cannot talk right now.
315
00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:24,300
- I can't talk right now.
- I need a ride!
316
00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:25,600
Bye. Bye.
317
00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:40,900
Okay, guys, okay.
318
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,200
Just like the last guy,
319
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,600
we're gonna want
to get in their phone,
320
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:45,000
but it's not always...
321
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,400
Looks like this
is a newer phone,
322
00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:47,900
so you can't always
use the thumb.
323
00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:52,200
Sometimes you
have to use their face.
324
00:16:55,700 --> 00:16:57,100
Usually takes a couple tries.
325
00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:02,100
Yes, got it.
326
00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:04,600
First open your Spree app.
327
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:07,200
Perfect. Rate your driver.
328
00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:10,100
Five stars, I think.
329
00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:12,600
And here it just
asks you for a tip.
330
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:15,300
Usually I do something
kind of in the middle.
331
00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:17,900
So I'll leave $2. Submit.
332
00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:20,400
Next to tie up loose ends.
333
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:23,800
Michael says, "Sorry.
Can't wait to see you later."
334
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:25,600
What shall we tell Michael?
335
00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:26,800
Uh...
336
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,900
"Fuck off.
337
00:17:28,900 --> 00:17:32,000
Canceling my red-eye.
338
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:38,700
No one even reposts
your stuff anymore."
339
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,400
Send. Perfect.
340
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:41,800
Alright, you guys,
341
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,300
you're not gonna have to
worry about things like this
342
00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:44,800
when it comes
to the final stretch.
343
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:48,300
But for now, it really
helps to fend off suspicion.
344
00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:17,600
Hey, man, you like this music?
345
00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:21,200
It works.
346
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:24,900
Slaps, man.
347
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:29,000
I made this beat.
348
00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:32,500
This is my soundtrack.
349
00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:36,200
Why does rush hour start at
2:00 p.m. in this fucking city?
350
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,500
You know, it just
depends. Where we are...
351
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:41,300
Stop. I don't want your opinion.
352
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,100
- Well, you just ask... you...
- Stop.
353
00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:46,400
I'm just fucking saying. I
got to be somewhere ASAP.
354
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:50,100
Okay, so, like, fix it
or shut the fuck up.
355
00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:06,600
Where... Where the
fuck are you going, dude?
356
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:09,000
Wait, you just...
You passed our exit.
357
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,500
We're going to pick
up another passenger.
358
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,500
Dude, this is already
taking forever.
359
00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:13,500
Are you serious?
360
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:14,800
Well, I'm sorry.
361
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:16,100
You requested SpreeSocial.
362
00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:20,500
I have a female
waiting for me, you incel.
363
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:24,300
Well, there is a female
waiting for me to pick her up.
364
00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:26,100
And her name is Jessie.
365
00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:27,800
Okay? This is SpreeSocial.
366
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,600
This is what you signed up for.
367
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,100
You gonna drive around
368
00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:32,500
this fucking parking
lot for five minutes?
369
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:33,600
Where is she?
370
00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:35,000
Got her.
371
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:38,400
Oh, shit. Okay.
Here we fucking go.
372
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,800
Jessie. Jessie.
373
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:42,900
Hey, Jessie.
374
00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:45,100
- Yeah?
- I'm your Spree driver, Kurt.
375
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:47,000
- Yo, what up, girl?
- No, thanks.
376
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,300
What?
377
00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:49,900
Fuck. Dude, don't
be such a bitch.
378
00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:51,700
Get her in here.
379
00:19:51,700 --> 00:19:53,000
Go. She's getting away.
380
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,200
- Go, go, go.
- Okay.
381
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,400
Careful, careful, careful.
382
00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,400
Jessie, Jessie.
383
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,900
Hey. Hey, listen
384
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,800
- I'm a five-star-rated driver.
- I already canceled.
385
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,600
Listen, I can see where
you're going on the map,
386
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:07,200
and it's just right
around the bend.
387
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:10,000
Just get in the car.
This ride could be on me.
388
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,800
But I canceled, so
is that gonna, like...
389
00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,200
Oh, that's okay. I don't mind.
390
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:15,100
I don't do this just for money.
391
00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:16,500
Uh, okay.
392
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:18,500
Yeah. It's okay. Get in.
393
00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:20,800
Hey.
394
00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:25,900
Knocked my camera off.
395
00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:27,500
Hope you guys like music.
396
00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:29,200
Oh, my God.
397
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:31,600
- Oh.
- You a fan of music?
398
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:40,700
What body part did you just hit?
399
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:43,700
- What?
- What... What...
400
00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:47,100
Dude, can you turn
off the shitty music?
401
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,600
Fully, fully off.
402
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:52,400
Oh, yeah, totally.
403
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:55,300
But you were just telling me
how much you like it, though.
404
00:20:55,300 --> 00:20:57,400
Yeah, no, I wasn't. Um...
405
00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,100
So, Jessie, I
already told him this,
406
00:20:59,100 --> 00:21:02,700
but I got these cameras in
here set up for everyone's safety.
407
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,100
Full disclosure, FYI,
408
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:07,600
I'm totally and
completely transparent.
409
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,500
Yeah, watch out for him.
He's a fucking psycho.
410
00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:12,400
But like I was saying,
my name is Mario,
411
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:16,000
and, uh, you must be Jessie.
412
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,900
He has ears.
413
00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:20,100
And eyes. And... And three legs.
414
00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:23,000
Wouldn't be surprised
if you had rabies, too.
415
00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:25,200
Wait, hold up,
hold up. I know you.
416
00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:26,900
- No, you don't.
- Yes, I do.
417
00:21:26,900 --> 00:21:30,000
Hey, "Mar-io" or "Mare-io"
or whatever your name is,
418
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,100
just grab a water and chill out.
419
00:21:32,100 --> 00:21:33,800
Shut the fuck up.
Yo, she's a comedian.
420
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,300
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah.
421
00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:38,400
No, you do the, uh, "Hey,
everybody look at me."
422
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,100
It's, "All eyes on me."
423
00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:41,600
I fucking knew it.
424
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:44,600
Yeah, yeah, you're
like, "All eyes on me.
425
00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:47,300
"All eyes on me. I
said all eyes on"...
426
00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:48,700
- I fucking knew it.
- Wait, wait, wait.
427
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,200
Hold on. You're famous?
428
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:51,600
No, I'm not famous.
429
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,300
If I was, I wouldn't
be taking SpreeSocial.
430
00:21:53,300 --> 00:21:54,700
No, dude, she's got
a mega following.
431
00:21:54,700 --> 00:21:56,400
- She's legit, man.
- Wait, wait a second.
432
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:58,300
- You have a huge following?
- Yeah, dude.
433
00:21:58,300 --> 00:22:00,500
That's amazing. How did
you grow your audience?
434
00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:04,000
Um... I'm, like, funny.
435
00:22:03,900 --> 00:22:05,900
Oh, my gosh. Yeah.
436
00:22:05,900 --> 00:22:07,500
I mean, having
a big following...
437
00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:11,300
I can... I mean, yeah, all
those notifications coming in.
438
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:13,500
I mean, I get it. I do, too.
439
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,800
So, Jessie, it's super
nice to meet you.
440
00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:18,200
Follow for follow, and if you
post anything on my Spree,
441
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,400
just make sure to tag me.
442
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:21,100
I'm KurtsWorld96.
443
00:22:21,100 --> 00:22:22,600
Sir, are you a Twitter bot,
444
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,200
or is there a real live
human boy in there?
445
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:25,700
Do not touch me.
446
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:28,400
I'm as real as you. I don't...
447
00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:31,800
Yo, yo, I got to
say, you were...
448
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,900
You were one of the
better sets that night.
449
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,800
- Just very pro, I thought.
- Wow, thank you.
450
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:38,500
- Thank you so much.
Don't... Don't be...
451
00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:40,200
Glad you think I'm pro,
452
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:43,100
even though I was
doing a professional gig.
453
00:22:43,100 --> 00:22:45,300
Okay. Yo, yo, what up?
454
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:47,900
It's your boy Mario,
and we out here.
455
00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:49,600
Guess who.
456
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:52,200
Hot chick comedian
Jessie Adams in the house.
457
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,200
Stop! Do not point
that phone in my face.
458
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:55,400
- What is wrong with you?
- Yeah, point it at me,
459
00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:56,900
your driver, Kurt's World.
460
00:22:56,900 --> 00:22:58,200
- Kurt's World. Follow me.
- You shut the fuck up.
461
00:22:58,200 --> 00:22:59,800
- KurtsWorld96.
- You come on.
462
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:01,200
Give me a little smile.
463
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:04,000
Oh, my God, are all the
tanning oils getting to your head?
464
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,400
I thought all you frat boys
didn't like black people?
465
00:23:06,300 --> 00:23:08,800
What the... Why
would you say that?
466
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,900
That's not fucking true.
Now I can't even post this.
467
00:23:10,900 --> 00:23:12,300
Oh, no.
468
00:23:12,300 --> 00:23:14,300
Squirt's World,
just let me out here.
469
00:23:14,300 --> 00:23:15,800
No, come on, let me just do
this one more time, please.
470
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:17,900
What? Are you serious?
You are pissing me off.
471
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,200
Honestly, man, I'm
about ready to drop you off
472
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:21,600
on the side of the road, okay?
473
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:23,200
You're pissing off Jessie Adams.
474
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:26,300
Just grab a water and get
ready to call another Spree.
475
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:28,000
On the side of the
fucking highway?
476
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,200
Are you nuts?
477
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,700
No, no, I'm not.
And you know what?
478
00:23:30,700 --> 00:23:34,300
You just got yourself
a one-star rating, bitch.
479
00:23:34,300 --> 00:23:37,300
And you, you should really
use that beautiful smile
480
00:23:37,300 --> 00:23:38,600
a little bit more often.
481
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:41,100
- Oh, wow. Okay, alright.
- Yeah.
482
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:43,600
Hey, guys, I'm stuck
in a SpreeSocial
483
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:45,000
with this defective clown.
484
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,600
He's been nagging me
and asking me to smile.
485
00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:50,700
If you see him on the street,
just cross to the other side.
486
00:23:50,700 --> 00:23:53,100
Or just push him in traffic.
That'd be better for everybody.
487
00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:55,100
- He goes by the name of Mario.
- Hey, everyone, what's going on?
488
00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:56,500
KurtsWorld96 here.
489
00:23:56,500 --> 00:23:58,000
Follow me for "The
Lesson." Link's in the bio.
490
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,500
- And I always follow back.
- Oh, my God.
491
00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:02,100
Why do I keep
doing this to myself?
492
00:24:02,100 --> 00:24:04,700
I'm in a fucking
SpreeSocial to save 3 bucks?
493
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:07,900
For this headache? This
ever happen to you guys?
494
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:11,900
I'm just saying that you
becoming Insta famous
495
00:24:11,900 --> 00:24:14,700
has really gone to your head,
'cause you're a total bitch.
496
00:24:14,700 --> 00:24:16,000
Oh.
497
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,500
- Out.
- Me?
498
00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:20,100
She's the one being all
fucking mean and shit.
499
00:24:20,100 --> 00:24:21,700
No, fuck this. I'm getting out.
500
00:24:21,700 --> 00:24:23,100
No, no, no, wait. Are you sure?
501
00:24:23,100 --> 00:24:24,500
Fuck you.
502
00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:26,800
And you just, like,
reel it in a little bit.
503
00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:28,600
No one says "Follow
for follow" out loud.
504
00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:30,400
Wait, no, you...
You can't take that.
505
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:32,300
- Why? 'Cause the ride was free?
- No, you just...
506
00:24:32,300 --> 00:24:34,200
- You cannot take that.
- Seriously?
507
00:24:35,700 --> 00:24:38,400
Hey, maybe don't be
such a bitch next time.
508
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:40,500
Oh, how's this
for being a bitch?
509
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:47,700
Just drive, faggot.
510
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,400
You know what?
511
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:59,400
The only way to fix
this is with some pussy.
512
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:07,800
Yo, where the fuck
are we going right now?
513
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,000
It's a shortcut.
514
00:25:08,900 --> 00:25:11,200
This is not a fucking
shortcut. Are you serious?
515
00:25:11,300 --> 00:25:12,700
Yeah, it is a shortcut.
516
00:25:12,700 --> 00:25:14,500
I know this park like
the back of my hand.
517
00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:15,700
Got to be kidding me.
518
00:25:15,700 --> 00:25:17,600
Cross to the other side.
519
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:20,100
Or just push him in traffic.
That'd be better for everybody.
520
00:25:20,100 --> 00:25:21,300
He goes by the name of Mario.
521
00:25:21,300 --> 00:25:23,100
Oh, fuck, I...
522
00:25:23,100 --> 00:25:24,600
I don't feel so good.
523
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:27,200
You don't... You don't...
Do you need me to pull over?
524
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:29,200
Oh, yo, she's got
like 200K followers.
525
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:31,300
I'm getting all
this hate already.
526
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:32,700
Don't vomit in my car.
527
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:34,400
Oh, God! Fuck.
528
00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:37,700
This fucking... Got
to be kidding me.
529
00:25:38,300 --> 00:25:40,400
What the fuck, man? Keep going.
530
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:43,000
No, if you're gonna
barf, get out of my car.
531
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:46,400
I have some dumb
bitch waiting for me.
532
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:49,500
And I need to go fuck
her right fucking now!
533
00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:52,400
I need to keep my car clean!
534
00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:55,700
So if you're gonna hurl,
get outside and do it. Go.
535
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:58,900
Alright, you know what? I
got to take a piss anyway.
536
00:25:58,900 --> 00:26:00,800
That's the only reason
I'm doing this right now.
537
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:02,400
You fucking beta.
538
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:04,400
Zero stars for you.
539
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:11,300
♪ Ooh, I'm a gummy bear ♪
540
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,100
♪ Yes, I'm a gummy bear ♪
541
00:26:13,100 --> 00:26:16,900
♪ Oh, I'm a yummy, tummy,
funny, lucky gummy bear ♪
542
00:26:16,900 --> 00:26:20,400
♪ I'm a jelly bear 'cause
I'm a gummy bear ♪
543
00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:24,300
♪ Oh, I'm a movin', groovin',
jammin', singin' gummy bear ♪
544
00:26:24,300 --> 00:26:28,900
♪ I'm a gummy, gummy,
gummy, gummy, gummy bear ♪
545
00:26:28,900 --> 00:26:32,600
♪ Gummy, gummy, gummy,
gummy, gummy bear ♪
546
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:35,800
Wow, are you guys seeing this?
547
00:26:44,100 --> 00:26:45,400
Fun.
548
00:26:47,100 --> 00:26:48,600
♪ Oh, I'm a gummy bear ♪
549
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,300
♪ Yes, I'm a gummy bear ♪
550
00:26:50,300 --> 00:26:54,200
♪ Oh, I'm a yummy, tummy,
funny, lucky gummy bear ♪
551
00:26:54,100 --> 00:26:58,200
♪ I'm a jelly bear 'cause
I'm a gummy bear ♪
552
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:02,100
♪ Oh, I'm a movin', groovin',
jammin', singin' gummy bear ♪
553
00:27:02,100 --> 00:27:03,400
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
554
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:07,400
Okay, look, I know this
face mask looks this way
555
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:08,800
because it's a charcoal mask.
556
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:10,100
I know that.
557
00:27:10,100 --> 00:27:12,300
But doesn't it feel like
maybe, just maybe,
558
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:15,000
this was created so people
could try out blackface
559
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,900
for 10 to 15 minutes at a time?
560
00:27:16,900 --> 00:27:19,700
Look at this white lady.
Look at how happy she is.
561
00:27:19,700 --> 00:27:23,200
She knows she's getting
away with something.
562
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,000
I'm just saying.
563
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,400
Shit.
564
00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:28,400
- Wait.
- ♪ Gummy bear ♪
565
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:30,100
♪ Oh, I'm a gummy bear ♪
566
00:27:30,100 --> 00:27:31,400
Let there be light.
567
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,400
You think I would
let "The Lesson"
568
00:27:33,300 --> 00:27:35,000
continue in the dark?
569
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,900
Check that.
570
00:27:36,900 --> 00:27:38,300
Perfect.
571
00:27:38,300 --> 00:27:39,900
She's got good content.
572
00:27:39,900 --> 00:27:42,500
She needs me.
573
00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:44,800
Like, if a woman's
not smiling all the time
574
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:47,400
or looking happy all the
time, she looks like a bitch?
575
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:49,900
No, bitch, that was me.
576
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:53,500
Damn, girl, your
carpet looking ratchet.
577
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:55,000
Bew-bew-bew!
578
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,000
I been scammed, bruh.
579
00:28:01,700 --> 00:28:04,000
I looked at my phone.
I looked back up.
580
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,000
His dick was out.
581
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,400
Learned my lesson.
582
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:10,200
I don't tell anyone
the time anymore.
583
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:12,000
That's my active bitch face.
584
00:28:12,100 --> 00:28:13,400
What time is it?
585
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:14,500
Time for you to
go fuck yourself.
586
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:15,500
That's what time it is.
587
00:28:15,500 --> 00:28:17,300
Alright, thank you very much.
588
00:28:17,300 --> 00:28:19,000
Hmm.
589
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,400
Doing a show tonight.
590
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:22,800
Joke Bros.
591
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:25,400
Big presence.
Joke Bros are huge.
592
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:26,800
Too bad I can't go.
593
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:29,000
It's funny how the
stars will align like that.
594
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,700
Me and Jessie, two big things...
595
00:28:31,700 --> 00:28:34,700
Two big things happening
on the... on the same night.
596
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:38,800
It's universal coincidence.
597
00:28:46,700 --> 00:28:49,800
Never miss an
opportunity for branding.
598
00:28:52,100 --> 00:28:53,700
Are you with me on this, Bobby?
599
00:28:53,700 --> 00:28:56,100
I mean, I knew this
was going to work.
600
00:28:56,100 --> 00:28:57,600
I knew it.
601
00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:00,300
Uh, what does that mean?
602
00:29:00,300 --> 00:29:03,400
Dude, I'm literally, like,
the only one watching.
603
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,600
Yeah, Bobby, that's
because everybody knows
604
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:07,000
we're taking a break right now.
605
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,900
I'm tipping off my tank.
606
00:29:08,900 --> 00:29:12,300
And they were... It was
double digits before.
607
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:23,300
Less than 10
equals single digits.
608
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:28,900
How is this even possible?
609
00:29:28,900 --> 00:29:31,200
I'm literally out here
giving everything I've got.
610
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:35,300
I'm picking people up
and dropping them off.
611
00:29:35,300 --> 00:29:36,800
Dropping them off.
612
00:29:41,100 --> 00:29:45,200
No one wants to watch a white
guy drive around and whatever.
613
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:46,400
Whatever?
614
00:29:47,500 --> 00:29:49,600
I...
615
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:53,900
Dude, I'm literally
out here, like, live...
616
00:29:56,100 --> 00:29:57,600
killing people.
617
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,900
No, Bobby, it's
not stale content.
618
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,900
It's authentic. Alright, it's...
619
00:30:05,900 --> 00:30:09,600
It's like, um, homeless
hero, y-you know?
620
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:14,400
Watch it again LOL.
621
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:22,300
Now, you guys know I
usually prank the homeless.
622
00:30:22,300 --> 00:30:23,500
Homeless prank 17.
623
00:30:23,500 --> 00:30:25,500
Here we go, guys.
Check this out.
624
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:29,600
It's not even real money, bro.
625
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:31,600
But today we're doing
something different.
626
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:32,900
Your boy had a
little change of heart,
627
00:30:32,900 --> 00:30:35,200
and I'm really glad that I did.
628
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,900
I wanted to know what an
authentic homeless guy would do
629
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:40,100
if he found a real
$100 bill on the street.
630
00:30:40,100 --> 00:30:43,100
So I set it up and secretly
followed him around.
631
00:30:43,100 --> 00:30:44,600
Let's go.
632
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:48,300
Liquor store. Pathetic.
633
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:51,600
How many 40s can $100 get you?
634
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:56,800
Now let's see where he's
headed with his big score.
635
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:03,900
Oh, wait. What's going on?
636
00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:06,900
Oh, my God, it looks
like he just gave them food
637
00:31:06,900 --> 00:31:08,700
and, like, supplies
for them to eat.
638
00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:13,000
Wow. Looks like this guy
really is a homeless hero.
639
00:31:13,100 --> 00:31:15,000
This guy went out and
made a huge difference
640
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,200
for his community,
and you can, too.
641
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:19,700
Drop a like and smash
that "subscribe" button.
642
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:22,600
It makes a huge difference.
643
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:38,300
Okay, okay, okay, Bobby. Fine.
644
00:31:38,300 --> 00:31:41,100
You're right. I promise
to spice things up.
645
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,400
But what about your
promise to me, Bobby, huh?
646
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:45,000
What about your promise?
647
00:31:49,700 --> 00:31:52,000
You promised that you would
share "The Lesson" tonight.
648
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:55,300
I don't see... I haven't
seen anything from you.
649
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:57,500
Not anything.
650
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:04,900
It's not fucking evil.
It's awesome content.
651
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:15,400
Add some WTF moments or GTFO.
652
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:16,800
Okay.
653
00:32:19,900 --> 00:32:21,500
What the fuck?
654
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,800
Stop! Stop!
655
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:26,200
- Fuck you!
- What the fuck?
656
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,800
I got it, I got it, I got it!
657
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:32,800
I got it! I've got it!
658
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:34,900
- I've got it.
- What the fuck are you doing?
659
00:32:34,900 --> 00:32:37,500
Oh, my God, okay. So boring.
660
00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:40,400
Oh, my gosh.
Check this out. Ohh.
661
00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:43,300
No one cares about your
fucking stupid lights, dude.
662
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:44,300
You almost just killed us.
663
00:32:44,300 --> 00:32:46,000
No, I didn't.
664
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,300
Come on, you guys, this
is what we said we wanted.
665
00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:50,300
- An adventure.
- No, London.
666
00:32:50,300 --> 00:32:52,500
Things that we can put
on the Gram, that's it.
667
00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:54,100
You know what? Whatever.
668
00:32:54,100 --> 00:32:56,500
Next time why don't you guys
just buy a fucking Groupon
669
00:32:56,500 --> 00:32:58,700
and count me out, you pussies.
670
00:33:00,900 --> 00:33:02,500
She's mad.
671
00:33:04,700 --> 00:33:06,500
Is this okay?
672
00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:08,500
Yeah, yeah, sure.
673
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:12,700
Don't listen to them, because
I think you're a badass.
674
00:33:12,700 --> 00:33:14,000
Your lips are so pretty.
675
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,900
- Thanks, babe.
- I need pretty lips.
676
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:19,700
Hold on. What the fuck is that?
677
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:23,000
- Oh, what's this, Mr. Fix-it?
- No, no!
678
00:33:22,900 --> 00:33:26,200
No! No. No.
679
00:33:26,300 --> 00:33:29,700
- Don't touch his drill.
- Don't touch his drill.
680
00:33:29,700 --> 00:33:31,300
- It's cute, though.
- You know what?
681
00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:34,000
I think... I actually think I
know what you guys want.
682
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,100
Get people to think you're
having, like, a big adventure,
683
00:33:36,100 --> 00:33:38,400
like, a total WTF
moment, am I right?
684
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:39,500
Yeah.
685
00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:42,200
Well, honestly, I know this...
686
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:44,400
I know this spot that
not a lot of people know.
687
00:33:44,300 --> 00:33:46,200
And it's a really
incredible view,
688
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,900
and it'll be empty right now.
689
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,700
- What if we go hit it up?
- Yeah, that sounds cool.
690
00:33:51,700 --> 00:33:53,200
Yeah? What do you
guys think about that?
691
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:54,200
Would you guys want to go?
692
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:55,500
Fucking incredible spot.
693
00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:56,600
Fuck it, sure.
694
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:58,100
- Let's fest.
- Yeah.
695
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:22,300
Alright, guys, get your
phones out, get up there.
696
00:34:22,300 --> 00:34:23,700
- Go for it.
- Up there?
697
00:34:23,700 --> 00:34:26,700
Are you being serious?
Put our heads up there?
698
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,000
Live a little.
699
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,400
Okay, let's do it.
700
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:31,900
Feel like prom.
701
00:34:31,900 --> 00:34:34,600
- Oh, we're prom queens.
- Get up there, guys.
702
00:34:34,700 --> 00:34:37,000
We're both prom queens.
Okay, stop yelling at us.
703
00:34:37,900 --> 00:34:41,400
Hey, guys, it's so random.
704
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:43,000
I want to take a picture
705
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,800
looking, like,
this super pretty,
706
00:34:44,700 --> 00:34:46,500
- against, like, the ugly stuff.
- Yes.
707
00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:48,300
Hey, you guys, make
sure to take some selfies,
708
00:34:48,300 --> 00:34:51,400
and if you do, tag it
709
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,200
Bless...
710
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:55,300
- No,
- No,
711
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:57,100
-
-
712
00:34:57,100 --> 00:34:59,800
-
- Oh, my God, Kurt.
713
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:01,700
This place is so funky.
714
00:35:01,700 --> 00:35:03,600
But so beautiful.
715
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:04,900
Thanks, yeah.
716
00:35:04,900 --> 00:35:07,100
Yeah, my mom's dad
used to own this place.
717
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,900
- So I practically grew up here.
- Really?
718
00:35:09,900 --> 00:35:12,400
Oh, my God, there's for
sure a dead body here.
719
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:16,100
It smells like there's, like,
several dead bodies here.
720
00:35:16,100 --> 00:35:19,400
My mom actually found
this here. She gave it to me.
721
00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:22,600
That's so sweet.
722
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:24,600
She must really love you.
723
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:26,900
Yeah, she ditched
my dad right after that.
724
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:28,500
She used to be a
major star fucker.
725
00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:31,000
Hmm. That sucks, I guess.
726
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:34,300
No, it's okay. My dad's
a fucking loser anyway.
727
00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:36,000
I kind of feel like
I'm having déjà vu.
728
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,900
Did you know that means
729
00:35:37,900 --> 00:35:39,400
you're exactly where
you're supposed to be?
730
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:44,000
It's 'cause I am exactly
where I'm supposed to be.
731
00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:45,100
Fuck.
732
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:57,200
Oh, my God, oh,
my God. Kurt! Guys!
733
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:02,100
- Aah, London, what the fuck?
- Are you okay?
734
00:36:02,100 --> 00:36:05,100
Oh, my God, bitch,
this is amazing!
735
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:08,800
Driver, you're
getting five stars.
736
00:36:08,700 --> 00:36:11,000
Hey, roll your window
down and get your phone out.
737
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,000
You're not gonna
want to miss this.
738
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:17,500
Whoo!
739
00:36:17,500 --> 00:36:20,100
Wait, stop, stop.
740
00:36:20,100 --> 00:36:22,000
Fuck, fuck. Ow!
741
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,000
Aah!
742
00:36:28,500 --> 00:36:30,700
Oh, my God, Kurt, be careful.
743
00:36:30,700 --> 00:36:32,300
Oh, sorry. I'm just
trying to give you guys
744
00:36:32,300 --> 00:36:33,900
cool shit you can post.
745
00:36:33,900 --> 00:36:36,500
Oh, my God, look how
many likes I'm getting.
746
00:36:36,500 --> 00:36:38,600
Oh, show me.
747
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:40,100
Aah! Ah!
748
00:36:40,100 --> 00:36:42,700
Oh, my God! Roll the window up!
749
00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:44,900
Roll the window up.
750
00:36:44,900 --> 00:36:46,600
Roll up the window.
751
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:12,800
What's up, dude?
752
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:15,600
Yo, yo, did you just
fucking see that?
753
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:17,000
See what?
754
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,600
I just got, like, the most
epic fucking kill ever.
755
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:21,600
It was a triple KO. Bobby.
756
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:23,100
Well, if a tree
falls in the forest
757
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:25,000
and there's no
one there to see it,
758
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,300
like, does it even
actually fall, dude? No.
759
00:37:27,300 --> 00:37:29,000
What the fuck is
wrong with everybody?
760
00:37:28,900 --> 00:37:30,300
This should be
going viral by now.
761
00:37:30,300 --> 00:37:31,400
I just got seven.
762
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:32,700
Bobby I got seven
rideshare kills.
763
00:37:32,700 --> 00:37:34,600
Why... Why isn't this trending?
764
00:37:34,700 --> 00:37:36,600
'Cause you're not
fucking good at this.
765
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:40,300
Wake up. Okay, some people
are born with influencer vibes.
766
00:37:40,300 --> 00:37:41,700
And some people are not.
767
00:37:41,700 --> 00:37:43,200
Okay, like that comedian girl
768
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:45,300
who was in the back of
your Spree, Jessie Adams,
769
00:37:45,300 --> 00:37:46,600
I checked out her shit,
770
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:49,600
and she's got great energy
and an authentic brand.
771
00:37:49,500 --> 00:37:51,000
Why don't you take
a look at her story
772
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:54,100
and see how it's done, retard?
773
00:37:54,100 --> 00:37:56,300
No 'roids here.
774
00:38:05,300 --> 00:38:09,200
Oh, my gosh, it's
a puppy parade.
775
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:11,000
- Can I pet them?
- Yeah.
776
00:38:10,900 --> 00:38:13,500
Oh, my goodness.
This is how I want to die.
777
00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:15,800
Yes, yes, hi.
778
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:19,600
Can I have one of these,
maybe two of these?
779
00:38:19,700 --> 00:38:22,000
Oh, my God.
780
00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:24,100
The love of my life.
781
00:38:24,100 --> 00:38:26,300
He's been nagging me
and asking me to smile.
782
00:38:26,300 --> 00:38:29,700
If you see him on the street,
just cross to the other side.
783
00:38:29,700 --> 00:38:32,100
Or just push him in traffic.
That'd be better for everybody.
784
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,900
- He goes by the name of Mario.
- Hey, everyone, what's going on?
785
00:38:33,900 --> 00:38:35,300
KurtsWorld96 here.
786
00:38:35,300 --> 00:38:37,000
Follow me for "The
Lesson." Link's in the bio.
787
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,300
- And I always follow back.
- Oh, my God.
788
00:38:39,300 --> 00:38:42,700
It's in the past. It's
not gonna ruin my day.
789
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:44,700
Silver linings playbook...
790
00:38:44,700 --> 00:38:47,000
Got to get your steps
in wherever you can.
791
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,900
Everything happens for a reason.
792
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,700
Okay, so you know
how I was saying
793
00:38:52,700 --> 00:38:55,100
tonight is gonna be
a very special night?
794
00:38:55,100 --> 00:38:57,900
Well, the Joke Bros
are coming to my show,
795
00:38:57,900 --> 00:38:59,100
and they're
live-streaming my set
796
00:38:59,100 --> 00:39:00,900
for their midnight
madness thing.
797
00:39:00,900 --> 00:39:03,600
Like a million people are
gonna be watching this tonight.
798
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:05,400
She doesn't even film
her stories vertically.
799
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:07,800
For one of my toughest critics.
800
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,900
Do all of her fans
have neck problems?
801
00:39:09,900 --> 00:39:11,900
- You ready?
- She's going live.
802
00:39:13,900 --> 00:39:15,800
And this is vertical?
803
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:18,000
That's totally inconsistent,
804
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:22,700
and consistency's
the first ground rule.
805
00:39:23,300 --> 00:39:26,300
Do you have any
brand identity at all?
806
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:30,400
Makes me upset when
you're not being uniform.
807
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:32,000
You fell asleep during my jokes.
808
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,400
Was you telling jokes?
809
00:39:34,300 --> 00:39:36,000
I don't think I would
have closed my eyes
810
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:37,500
if I had heard jokes.
811
00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:39,400
Jessie Adams, if you're
listening, you disappoint me.
812
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:42,800
If you think it's so easy,
then you say something funny.
813
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:45,300
Something funny.
814
00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:48,300
Okay, now you all
see where I get it from.
815
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:50,000
It's one of the oldest
tricks in the book.
816
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,900
- But it still works.
- But it still works.
817
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,400
Oh, my God, like
a broken record.
818
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:56,300
This is not very
relatable to me.
819
00:39:56,300 --> 00:39:58,500
- 'Cause my grandma's dead.
- Uh-oh, Grandma.
820
00:39:58,500 --> 00:40:00,100
My fans think you're a snack.
821
00:40:00,100 --> 00:40:03,100
How would... How... How
would everyone relate to this?
822
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:06,900
She's gonna get a
million views tonight.
823
00:40:06,900 --> 00:40:08,900
And I'm gonna get nothing?
824
00:40:08,900 --> 00:40:11,700
- The dog filter.
- No.
825
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:14,900
I'm not letting that happen.
826
00:40:14,900 --> 00:40:16,900
I wish I could
hang out all night
827
00:40:16,900 --> 00:40:19,700
with this strong,
beautiful queen.
828
00:40:19,700 --> 00:40:21,400
But instead I have
to go hang out
829
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:23,200
with you bozos
coming to my show.
830
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:25,700
You promised me
an audience, Bobby.
831
00:40:25,700 --> 00:40:28,100
Don't be using me as
no ticket bait, either.
832
00:40:28,100 --> 00:40:30,400
- Damn, Gram.
- That should be my audience.
833
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:32,000
And if I can't have it,
why can she have it?
834
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,600
When you get to be my age
835
00:40:33,700 --> 00:40:37,100
and you just a few feet
away from the grim reaper,
836
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,400
- you don't have no choice.
- Should be my audience.
837
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:39,900
Please don't talk
about the grim reaper.
838
00:40:39,900 --> 00:40:41,200
You're gonna live forever. Okay?
839
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:42,900
I don't know what I
would do without you.
840
00:40:42,900 --> 00:40:45,200
Things have to be fair.
841
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:48,800
Okay, now is the moment
you've all been waiting for.
842
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:50,500
Things have to be fair, Jessie.
843
00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:51,700
Don't go anywhere.
844
00:40:51,700 --> 00:40:52,900
It's my house.
845
00:40:53,900 --> 00:40:55,300
Why would I go anywhere?
846
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:57,200
Yeah, that's a good point.
847
00:40:57,300 --> 00:41:00,300
Oh, that's so sweet, Jonesy.
That means a lot to me.
848
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,800
Yeah, let me know what you
guys think of the set tonight.
849
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:04,400
It's gonna be a weird one.
850
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:07,700
That phone's making
you act foolish.
851
00:41:07,700 --> 00:41:08,900
Thanks for ironing, Grandma.
852
00:41:08,900 --> 00:41:11,400
Hope you're
watching this, Bobby.
853
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:13,500
What do you think
of these pants?
854
00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:15,500
Too Ronald McDonald?
855
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,000
Honk, honk.
856
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,500
Not trying to be
a clown tonight.
857
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:21,600
Maybe this.
858
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:25,500
I like this. Maybe
some "Kill Bill" yellow.
859
00:41:25,500 --> 00:41:28,200
Like a little bumblebee.
860
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:31,700
Who the fuck is that?
861
00:41:36,100 --> 00:41:37,200
Grandma.
862
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:40,500
Grandma, are you
expecting somebody?
863
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:43,700
I told you the reaper was close.
864
00:41:43,700 --> 00:41:45,100
Oh, my God.
865
00:41:45,100 --> 00:41:46,800
Who would come
here at this hour?
866
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:48,800
I thought I was
your only friend.
867
00:41:51,900 --> 00:41:54,400
- Your chariot awaits.
- What are you doing here?
868
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:55,800
I told you I'd meet
you at the show.
869
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:57,000
Yeah, no, I saw your story.
870
00:41:56,900 --> 00:41:58,400
I figured you could
use some help.
871
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:00,000
Like, I think we should talk.
872
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,100
Are you streaming me in
your fucking shit right now?
873
00:42:02,100 --> 00:42:03,500
Sorry. It's important.
874
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:05,700
I knew I shouldn't have
told you where I moved.
875
00:42:05,700 --> 00:42:07,200
Dude, you need to go, okay?
876
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:09,200
I don't want to be part of
your dumb evil shit, alright?
877
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:10,500
No, you are part of it, okay?
878
00:42:10,500 --> 00:42:12,000
'Cause we're... we're...
We're collaborators.
879
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,800
- We're big-time collaborators.
- No, no.
880
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:15,100
For the record,
we're definitely not.
881
00:42:15,100 --> 00:42:17,300
- Alright, later, Kurt.
- No, no.
882
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:18,400
No.
883
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,400
Alright, you asked
for this, man.
884
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:25,100
What is up, BaseCamp?
It's that time again.
885
00:42:25,100 --> 00:42:28,700
Bobby Court, where I am the
judge, jury, and executioner.
886
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:31,500
Today I actually wanted to set
the record straight on something
887
00:42:31,500 --> 00:42:33,400
that's been bugging
me for a minute, y'all.
888
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:35,100
See this motherfucker
right here?
889
00:42:35,100 --> 00:42:36,300
This guy's name is Kurt.
890
00:42:36,300 --> 00:42:38,200
And just because
he used to babysit me
891
00:42:38,100 --> 00:42:40,100
when I was, like, fucking 2,
he thinks I owe him something.
892
00:42:40,100 --> 00:42:41,800
I don't owe you shit dude, okay?
893
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:44,600
Now Kurt's up to some
super, super-evil shit,
894
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:46,000
and he's trying to pin it on me.
895
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:47,400
You see, guys, the
thing about Kurt is,
896
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:50,400
he really wants attention,
and he needs it, too.
897
00:42:50,500 --> 00:42:53,500
Fucking medical attention,
dude. You legally insane.
898
00:42:53,500 --> 00:42:55,100
That's my verdict.
899
00:42:55,100 --> 00:42:56,400
Dude, should I call you
an ambulance right now?
900
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:57,900
Maybe they can
take you out of here.
901
00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:00,500
No. Honestly, Bobby,
I just wanted to...
902
00:43:00,500 --> 00:43:03,500
I wanted to... I wanted to
tell you that I had figured it out,
903
00:43:03,500 --> 00:43:05,100
something so important.
904
00:43:06,500 --> 00:43:09,100
Well, tell BaseCamp
something super important
905
00:43:09,100 --> 00:43:11,900
and then get out my fucking
face before I report your account.
906
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,500
And quit fucking
filming me, dude.
907
00:43:13,500 --> 00:43:15,200
I don't want to be on
your fucking stream.
908
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:17,300
You fuck... You asked for it.
909
00:43:17,300 --> 00:43:19,700
You... Okay.
910
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:23,300
I fucking... I figured out the
last two steps of "The Lesson."
911
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:27,000
Step one... hijack Jessie
Adams' comedy show.
912
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,300
It's a shortcut to
a huge audience.
913
00:43:28,300 --> 00:43:29,800
A lot of people
are gonna be there.
914
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:31,300
She's huge. She
has a huge following.
915
00:43:31,300 --> 00:43:33,700
Yeah, it's a really
good idea for you,
916
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:37,400
being someone with no sense
of humor and no social skills.
917
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:40,800
The face of an inbred dog.
What's step two, retard?
918
00:43:40,700 --> 00:43:42,700
Become the fucking president?
919
00:43:42,700 --> 00:43:44,200
What are you gonna do?
920
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:51,100
What the fuck, dude?
921
00:43:51,100 --> 00:43:53,800
This shit isn't
supposed to be real.
922
00:44:01,300 --> 00:44:02,300
Bobby.
923
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:07,800
- Wait.
- Get the fuck off me.
924
00:44:16,300 --> 00:44:19,200
What the fuck? I'll
kill you, motherfucker!
925
00:44:40,900 --> 00:44:42,600
U got got.
926
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:48,700
Oh, my God, Miles, stop
trying to be Vin Diesel.
927
00:44:48,700 --> 00:44:50,900
You sound like a fucking hyena.
928
00:44:50,900 --> 00:44:52,600
"Thanks for the ride, Miles."
929
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:54,200
I didn't ask for
the ride, Miles.
930
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:56,800
You were stalking my
grandma's house for some reason.
931
00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:58,000
Fucking freak.
932
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,100
Yeah, well, I just
didn't want you
933
00:45:00,100 --> 00:45:01,400
to be late for Joke Bros, okay?
934
00:45:01,300 --> 00:45:03,100
You don't have
to worry about me.
935
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,200
- You're not my manager.
- I know I'm not your manager,
936
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:11,600
but someone needs to manage
you, and I guess I nominate myself.
937
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:13,900
Okay, it's not a
nomination process.
938
00:45:13,900 --> 00:45:16,200
I'm just... What
I'm saying is, like,
939
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:19,300
Jessie, you could be,
like, the next Chris Rock.
940
00:45:19,300 --> 00:45:20,900
You know what I mean?
You got that, like, classic
941
00:45:20,900 --> 00:45:23,500
black-comic thing
written all over you.
942
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:26,500
- Chris Rock?
- Yes. "All eyes on me."
943
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:28,900
I'm telling you, next
Chris Rock, for real.
944
00:45:28,900 --> 00:45:30,400
More like Chris Pebble.
945
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:33,200
See, that's what I'm saying.
946
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:34,500
That wasn't even funny.
947
00:45:34,500 --> 00:45:35,800
You're quick.
948
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:38,100
Jessie, like, you know I know
949
00:45:38,100 --> 00:45:40,400
the Comedy
Central scouts, right?
950
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:42,200
I can help you.
951
00:45:42,100 --> 00:45:44,100
I wa... I want to help you.
952
00:45:44,700 --> 00:45:47,700
I'm just... I'm just saying,
you're in the right place.
953
00:45:47,700 --> 00:45:50,700
It's happening, Jessie.
So, like, now's the time.
954
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:53,900
I'm saying, like
pull the trigger.
955
00:45:53,900 --> 00:45:55,400
Miles, shut the fuck up.
956
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:57,300
- What?
- You talk too much.
957
00:45:57,300 --> 00:45:59,400
That's... That's what
they pay me to do.
958
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:02,700
You know they do not pay you.
959
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:04,700
Yeah.
960
00:46:04,700 --> 00:46:06,900
They be paying me.
961
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:19,400
Alright, alright.
962
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:23,600
You guys.
963
00:46:23,500 --> 00:46:26,100
Holy shit, holy shit.
964
00:46:26,100 --> 00:46:28,200
Triple digits, you guys.
965
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:30,700
It's happening, you guys.
966
00:46:30,700 --> 00:46:32,300
You're following me, you guys.
967
00:46:32,300 --> 00:46:34,900
Yes, yes, you're watching me.
968
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,800
Here I am. Hello.
969
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:41,400
Oh, see, that wasn't that hard.
970
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:43,400
And honestly, guys, thank you.
971
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:45,700
Thank you so much for watching,
972
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:48,100
all you guys who have
been with me this entire time.
973
00:46:48,100 --> 00:46:50,100
And guess what. You
will not believe this.
974
00:46:50,100 --> 00:46:53,200
I just bought tickets...
Up-my-ass prices...
975
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:56,600
To the Jessie Adams
comedy show tonight.
976
00:46:56,700 --> 00:46:59,900
So stay tuned. You guys are
not gonna want to close out.
977
00:46:59,900 --> 00:47:01,300
Just keep it open all night.
978
00:47:01,300 --> 00:47:04,200
I promise you guys
will not regret it, okay?
979
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:06,400
Hey, I'm feeling
pretty jacked right now.
980
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:07,900
You guys want to, I don't know,
981
00:47:07,900 --> 00:47:10,600
check out my...
Check out my boner?
982
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,400
I'm just kidding.
983
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:19,100
You guys will have to
stick around till the end
984
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:20,700
for that piece.
985
00:47:20,700 --> 00:47:23,300
Hey, and also for all you
BaseCampers out there,
986
00:47:23,300 --> 00:47:26,200
if you guys are confused,
that's totally chill.
987
00:47:26,100 --> 00:47:30,300
Welcome to Kurt's World.
This is "The Lesson."
988
00:47:31,700 --> 00:47:33,600
Sick.
989
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:38,200
Oh, oh, my God, guys.
990
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:41,900
Bobby's swag cam.
991
00:47:43,700 --> 00:47:45,900
Do not tell me. He...
992
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:47,500
Oh.
993
00:47:47,500 --> 00:47:49,600
Oh, hell, yeah.
994
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:51,600
Alright, BaseCampers,
all you guys out there,
995
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:54,300
I know you must be
kind of confused and stuff.
996
00:47:54,300 --> 00:47:55,900
But do not worry.
Spread the word.
997
00:47:55,900 --> 00:48:01,700
Because this... this right
here, this is an official takeover.
998
00:48:01,700 --> 00:48:04,000
Alright, you guys,
I'm redirecting the feed
999
00:48:04,100 --> 00:48:06,100
to my channel.
1000
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,200
Oh, guys, what's up?
1001
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:11,000
Hey, guys, hey, guys.
1002
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,600
Honestly, guys, the thing that
I always wondered about is,
1003
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:16,500
like, if all these swags
are free for Bobby,
1004
00:48:16,500 --> 00:48:19,100
then, like, how do
they know his size?
1005
00:48:19,100 --> 00:48:20,700
Is it just me, or is it, like...
1006
00:48:20,700 --> 00:48:22,600
It must be just pure
guessing game.
1007
00:48:25,700 --> 00:48:27,300
Fucking dad's texting me.
1008
00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:29,700
Fuck.
1009
00:48:29,700 --> 00:48:31,800
Anyways, tonight's gonna
be crazy with, like, the gun
1010
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:34,500
and killing Jessie Adams,
and I might even wear this...
1011
00:48:34,500 --> 00:48:37,200
Fuck.
1012
00:48:37,900 --> 00:48:40,300
Dad is texting me again.
1013
00:48:43,500 --> 00:48:47,000
Okay, this deadbeat is
trying to fuck up "The Lesson."
1014
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,700
Jessie Adams' show
is in like two hours,
1015
00:48:48,700 --> 00:48:50,300
and this douche is texting me
1016
00:48:50,300 --> 00:48:52,400
and he wants me to go to
this deejay show with him.
1017
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:54,000
Pbht!
1018
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:57,300
DJ... DJ uNo.
1019
00:49:01,700 --> 00:49:04,400
Wait, you guys know who this is?
1020
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:07,900
What, you guys like DJ uNo?
1021
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:10,400
Yeah dude. You stupid?
1022
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:13,900
Take us to uNo right fuckin now.
1023
00:49:15,900 --> 00:49:17,100
It's open.
1024
00:49:17,100 --> 00:49:18,900
It was open.
1025
00:49:18,900 --> 00:49:20,400
Wasn't open.
1026
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:22,600
Fucking late.
1027
00:49:24,100 --> 00:49:25,300
Hello, dude.
1028
00:49:25,300 --> 00:49:27,700
Get in the car. I'm in a hurry.
1029
00:49:27,700 --> 00:49:29,200
Plastic? Really?
1030
00:49:29,100 --> 00:49:30,500
Get in the car.
1031
00:49:30,500 --> 00:49:32,100
Such a rookie move.
1032
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:36,600
Thanks for the ride.
1033
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:39,300
You're really coming
through in the clutch.
1034
00:49:39,300 --> 00:49:42,200
Whoa, you're not
gonna let your dad
1035
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:43,900
get his fucking
seat belt on, bro?
1036
00:49:43,900 --> 00:49:46,200
Sorry, we don't have
time, and I'm charging you.
1037
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:48,300
Go on your Spree
app and request a ride.
1038
00:49:48,300 --> 00:49:50,900
- What?
- Do you think this is for free?
1039
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:53,000
Seriously?
1040
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:54,300
Can you imagine me charging you
1041
00:49:54,300 --> 00:49:56,700
for every meal I
fucking gave you?
1042
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:58,800
I wonder what that
would account to.
1043
00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:00,200
One cheeseburger?
1044
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:02,800
Because Mom pretty much
took care of everything.
1045
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:04,600
Ohhh.
1046
00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:08,000
So you want to get into details
about me and your mother?
1047
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,800
Because I got fucking details
1048
00:50:10,700 --> 00:50:13,600
we can get into about
me and your mother.
1049
00:50:16,500 --> 00:50:19,700
I like the fucking
cameras and the lights.
1050
00:50:20,700 --> 00:50:22,100
Action.
1051
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:25,400
Do they change color?
1052
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:26,300
No.
1053
00:50:26,300 --> 00:50:27,800
Well, they should.
1054
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:29,100
Red light.
1055
00:50:29,100 --> 00:50:31,100
What the fuck?
1056
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,600
What the fuck is that?
1057
00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:35,300
Dumbass.
1058
00:50:38,700 --> 00:50:39,700
Fuck this.
1059
00:50:39,700 --> 00:50:42,300
Hey, hey, hey, what the fuck?
1060
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:43,900
What the fuck was that?
1061
00:50:43,900 --> 00:50:46,700
The BPAs, bro, they're not good.
1062
00:50:46,700 --> 00:50:50,300
The BPA from the plastic
seeps into the water.
1063
00:50:50,300 --> 00:50:53,500
You're gonna get fucking
estrogen in your testes.
1064
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:57,200
I'm getting a lot of anti-BPA
activism on my networks.
1065
00:50:57,200 --> 00:50:59,400
- On your networks?
- Yeah, on my networks.
1066
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:00,400
Oh.
1067
00:51:01,700 --> 00:51:04,100
Where's that mixtape
we made of those beats?
1068
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:05,500
I don't know.
1069
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,200
What the fuck is this?!
1070
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:09,600
It's a fucking gun.
1071
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:13,200
Kurt, Kurt, I told
you about guns,
1072
00:51:13,100 --> 00:51:15,600
- me and guns, all my stories.
- I know.
1073
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:18,800
I thought we were on the same
page about gun control, Kurt.
1074
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:20,300
Listen, I have a gun, alright.
1075
00:51:20,300 --> 00:51:23,300
- I'm smart, unlike you, okay?
- That's crazy.
1076
00:51:23,300 --> 00:51:24,600
No, it's not crazy.
1077
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:26,200
You're gonna
fuckin' kill yourself.
1078
00:51:26,300 --> 00:51:28,100
No, you don't know
what this job's like.
1079
00:51:28,100 --> 00:51:29,900
- Put that fucking gun away.
- You don't know... No.
1080
00:51:29,900 --> 00:51:32,700
You don't know what
type of thug or gangbanger
1081
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:34,000
is gonna get in
the back of my car.
1082
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,300
Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt.
1083
00:51:35,300 --> 00:51:38,000
There's a police officer.
Put away your gun.
1084
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:39,600
Put it down. Put it
down. Put it down.
1085
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:41,400
It's my fucking gun.
I use it for safety.
1086
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:42,600
Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, the...
1087
00:51:43,900 --> 00:51:45,800
The police officer. Oh, my God.
1088
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:50,700
Ah.
1089
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:55,700
Why do you have a gun?
1090
00:51:55,700 --> 00:51:57,200
What the fuck?
1091
00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:58,800
Another red light.
And a fucking gun.
1092
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:02,600
Why are you fiending through
my shit anyway, you junkie?
1093
00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:04,400
Kurt, amigo.
1094
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:07,800
Are you trying to downgrade
my confidence before my set?
1095
00:52:08,700 --> 00:52:12,000
Well, yeah, I found
your baggies today.
1096
00:52:12,100 --> 00:52:13,800
Wait, what?
1097
00:52:13,700 --> 00:52:16,500
Yeah, I was helping Mom
move some shit for the house.
1098
00:52:16,500 --> 00:52:18,900
And behind a dresser,
shoved in the wall,
1099
00:52:18,900 --> 00:52:20,100
there were your baggies.
1100
00:52:20,100 --> 00:52:21,500
Yeah, you must have
been so fucking high
1101
00:52:21,500 --> 00:52:23,100
that you put them
there and then you just,
1102
00:52:23,100 --> 00:52:25,200
I don't know, must
have forgotten.
1103
00:52:27,500 --> 00:52:29,000
Classic.
1104
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,300
Come on, Kurt. Can
we just have some fun?
1105
00:52:31,300 --> 00:52:33,200
Some real fucking fun.
1106
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:38,000
Not, like, an unboxing
tutorial video fun.
1107
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:39,900
Real fun.
1108
00:52:39,900 --> 00:52:42,600
If you don't rock out with
your fucking cock out tonight,
1109
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:46,400
uNo is never gonna tag
you on her socials, alright?
1110
00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:51,400
You better get a
personality pronto, dude.
1111
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:56,100
'Cause right now, Kurt's
World is fucking wack.
1112
00:52:56,700 --> 00:53:00,600
Yo, we're at Club Dirt,
calm before the storm.
1113
00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:02,400
Tell all your friends
get down here.
1114
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:04,600
We got bottle service.
1115
00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:07,600
We got Winston and
Bernardo in the house.
1116
00:53:08,700 --> 00:53:09,700
Yeah.
1117
00:53:09,700 --> 00:53:12,400
Here he is. Here's my boy.
1118
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:14,300
What do you
think? It's nice, huh?
1119
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:17,100
Uh, breaking news,
Dad. This is a strip club.
1120
00:53:17,100 --> 00:53:19,400
This is not a dance club.
1121
00:53:19,500 --> 00:53:21,200
Well, you know, they
gave me a residency.
1122
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:24,700
Every other Friday, so I'm not
gonna look a gift in the mouth.
1123
00:53:24,700 --> 00:53:26,900
I don't care, Dad.
How about I'm clear?
1124
00:53:26,900 --> 00:53:29,300
This place feels sad to me.
1125
00:53:29,300 --> 00:53:32,000
Oh, yeah, all the empty poles.
1126
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,700
- That's not what I mean.
- It is sad.
1127
00:53:34,700 --> 00:53:37,600
But it costs more
to get girls here.
1128
00:53:37,500 --> 00:53:39,000
It's gonna be fun. Come on, bro.
1129
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:40,300
St-Stop. Where's uNo?
1130
00:53:43,700 --> 00:53:46,200
- Just be fucking cool.
- Brittany.
1131
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:47,900
That is my hat.
1132
00:53:50,900 --> 00:53:53,000
You can't... I
don't think you...
1133
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:56,100
Hey, uNo. Hi.
1134
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:57,100
Okay.
1135
00:54:06,100 --> 00:54:07,400
"Follow me."
1136
00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:09,300
Her necklace says "Follow me."
1137
00:54:09,900 --> 00:54:11,200
Hey, uNo.
1138
00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:12,400
Thank you so much.
1139
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:14,000
You know, Kris. Remember?
1140
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,200
This is my son, Kurt.
He's a big fan of yours.
1141
00:54:16,100 --> 00:54:17,300
What's up? I'm a musician, too.
1142
00:54:17,300 --> 00:54:18,600
And I just also
want to say to you,
1143
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:20,900
congratulations on
all your followers.
1144
00:54:20,900 --> 00:54:24,400
He'd love it if you
tagged him on your social.
1145
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:26,000
- He's...
- Oh, no, no offense,
1146
00:54:26,100 --> 00:54:29,600
but I cannot do that on the
same night as a deejay set.
1147
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:30,500
Oh, okay.
1148
00:54:30,500 --> 00:54:32,200
Sorry, bro. We tried.
1149
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:34,200
- It was nice, though.
- Hey, listen, uNo.
1150
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:38,000
Uh, influencer to influencer,
and I know it's a huge ask,
1151
00:54:37,900 --> 00:54:39,900
but if you could just, like,
pop me onto your story,
1152
00:54:39,900 --> 00:54:42,300
I got a huge audience
watching right now.
1153
00:54:42,300 --> 00:54:45,400
And everybody loves you,
and it would just be huge.
1154
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:47,200
- You are live right now?
- I'm live.
1155
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:48,900
I actually have a
brand that could go viral,
1156
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:51,200
and you would really
push me over the edge.
1157
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:52,500
- What do you think?
- Okay.
1158
00:54:52,500 --> 00:54:54,500
Yeah? You don't...
You don't mind?
1159
00:54:54,500 --> 00:54:56,200
What's your name?
1160
00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:58,700
It's KurtsWorld96.
1161
00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:02,100
Okay? Say hi to everyone.
1162
00:55:02,100 --> 00:55:04,100
Hi.
1163
00:55:04,100 --> 00:55:05,300
- Sick.
- Dope, dope.
1164
00:55:05,300 --> 00:55:07,400
Okay, 90...
1165
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:10,200
96.
1166
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:12,100
- Got it, got it, got it.
- Okay.
1167
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:13,200
- Got it.
- Yeah.
1168
00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:14,700
Kurt got got.
1169
00:55:14,700 --> 00:55:17,200
And just to let you know,
uNo, I still haven't gotten...
1170
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:20,000
Hey, why is the
Club Dirt so empty?
1171
00:55:19,900 --> 00:55:22,200
The promoter's not
working hard enough?
1172
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:23,900
Oh, no, no, no, no.
1173
00:55:23,900 --> 00:55:26,500
They'll start coming in
about halfway through my set.
1174
00:55:26,500 --> 00:55:29,200
They just... They come
out late sometimes.
1175
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:30,600
- You know.
- Yeah.
1176
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:32,700
But there'll be plenty
of people for you.
1177
00:55:32,700 --> 00:55:35,600
And I still haven't gotten
that notification quite yet.
1178
00:55:35,700 --> 00:55:38,300
So when that goes through,
though, I will let you know.
1179
00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:40,600
It's alright. You tried, bro.
1180
00:55:43,100 --> 00:55:45,800
She ain't gonna tag
u bro. She lyin. LUL.
1181
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:47,400
How do you like Los Angeles?
1182
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:49,200
Yeah, it's good.
1183
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:51,200
Do you know where is taco truck?
1184
00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:53,100
Honestly, you guys?
1185
00:55:53,100 --> 00:55:55,900
You guys fucking suck,
and I predicted this.
1186
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:58,900
-Oh, come on, Kurt. Sorry
-Have a good night, honestly.
1187
00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:01,600
You guys don't know how
much... Important this day is to me.
1188
00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:03,200
I don't know what to say, guys.
1189
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:05,500
Bobby cam is canceled
because it was not lucky to me.
1190
00:56:05,500 --> 00:56:09,400
And honestly, you
guys led me astray.
1191
00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:11,900
Let's just move on. I'm
not angry at anybody.
1192
00:56:11,900 --> 00:56:13,000
I don't have to harbor a...
1193
00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:18,400
UNo?
1194
00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:20,700
Oh, do you know
where something is?
1195
00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:22,500
Uh, do I know
where something is?
1196
00:56:22,500 --> 00:56:24,800
Oh, you know Los
Angeles taco truck?
1197
00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:26,700
There... There's a lot of
taco trucks in Los Angeles.
1198
00:56:26,700 --> 00:56:30,400
Okay, take me
to L.A. taco truck.
1199
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:32,400
- And I will tag you, really.
- What time...
1200
00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:34,300
I'm kind of in a
hurry? What time is it?
1201
00:56:34,300 --> 00:56:35,800
I don't know.
1202
00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:38,100
- I mean, what do you...
- Okay, I'm in a hurry, too.
1203
00:56:38,100 --> 00:56:41,300
Need to take pictures
at L.A. taco truck.
1204
00:56:48,300 --> 00:56:50,800
- Okay, are we good?
- No.
1205
00:56:54,500 --> 00:56:56,700
Okay.
1206
00:56:57,500 --> 00:56:59,500
Alright, cool.
1207
00:56:59,500 --> 00:57:01,500
Great. Okay, want
to get some food?
1208
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:03,800
- Yeah.
- Okay.
1209
00:57:04,300 --> 00:57:07,600
Well, hey, what are you doing?
1210
00:57:09,700 --> 00:57:11,400
You don't want to come?
1211
00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:14,300
I don't want to
wait line. You go.
1212
00:57:14,300 --> 00:57:16,300
Me? Okay.
1213
00:57:16,300 --> 00:57:17,700
What do you want?
1214
00:57:17,700 --> 00:57:20,100
Just, like, a... Like, a
carne asada burrito?
1215
00:57:20,100 --> 00:57:22,700
Get me most famous.
1216
00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:25,100
What does that
mean? Like, nachos or...
1217
00:57:25,100 --> 00:57:26,400
Get me most famous.
1218
00:57:26,500 --> 00:57:27,900
Okay, then you're
gonna tag me, right?
1219
00:57:27,900 --> 00:57:29,600
You're gonna tag me after that?
1220
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:32,000
- Yes, I already make a promise.
- Okay, I know.
1221
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,700
I'm just checking because
you can't always count...
1222
00:57:34,700 --> 00:57:36,000
I told...
1223
00:57:42,900 --> 00:57:45,400
Hey, I'm... I'm sorry.
Hey, do you know...
1224
00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:48,400
Do you know what, like...
What's the thing to get?
1225
00:57:48,500 --> 00:57:50,000
I'm not sure.
It's my first time.
1226
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,400
Okay, yeah. Me too, me too.
1227
00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:54,000
Yeah. It's... Yeah, I heard...
1228
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:58,400
But I've heard the carne
asada fries frigging slap.
1229
00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:03,000
You want... Say something.
1230
00:58:03,600 --> 00:58:07,300
You got a lot of people
looking at the back of your head.
1231
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:11,800
Hey, everyone, my
name's Daisy, and I'm 23.
1232
00:58:11,900 --> 00:58:14,400
Whoa. I'm 23. That's crazy.
1233
00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:16,800
That's, like... That's,
like, fate, right.
1234
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:18,900
- So you're a streamer?
- Bull's-eye, yeah.
1235
00:58:18,900 --> 00:58:21,000
I'm actually... I'm
here with a deejay.
1236
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:23,600
A Korean... Yeah,
she's a Korean deejay.
1237
00:58:23,500 --> 00:58:24,800
- Where?
- She's in the car.
1238
00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:26,200
She just keeps it
on the down-low.
1239
00:58:26,200 --> 00:58:27,500
She's famous.
1240
00:58:27,500 --> 00:58:29,700
She actually got
famous from a sex tape.
1241
00:58:29,700 --> 00:58:31,900
But, yeah, it's like... It's
like I have experience.
1242
00:58:31,900 --> 00:58:34,900
Like, I've... Like, I've done
some, like, sex tapes myself.
1243
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:36,900
And it's like when I
put them out there,
1244
00:58:36,900 --> 00:58:38,400
I always feel like
I have a real, like,
1245
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:39,900
huge boom in my numbers.
1246
00:58:39,900 --> 00:58:41,900
It's like I could, like, make
a sex tape at any time.
1247
00:58:41,900 --> 00:58:44,600
I could feel like I'm
making a sex tape tonight.
1248
00:58:46,300 --> 00:58:47,800
You get what I'm saying?
1249
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:49,400
I'm just gonna go.
1250
00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:50,800
Okay, yeah, that's cool.
1251
00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:53,900
Hi. One carne
asada burrito, please.
1252
00:58:53,900 --> 00:58:55,500
- $4.25.
- Also, like, if...
1253
00:58:55,500 --> 00:58:57,100
If you want to hang at
the Jessie Adams show,
1254
00:58:57,200 --> 00:59:01,400
like, you... you know... You
know who's gonna be there.
1255
00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:04,100
- You... You are?
- Yeah.
1256
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,300
Fuck Daisy right now!
1257
00:59:06,300 --> 00:59:07,500
Kurt's World.
1258
00:59:07,500 --> 00:59:08,900
Thank you. Muchas gracias.
1259
00:59:08,900 --> 00:59:10,700
- Alright.
- Think about it.
1260
00:59:10,700 --> 00:59:12,300
- Have fun at the show.
- Yeah, see you later.
1261
00:59:12,300 --> 00:59:14,700
Okay, bye-bye. Kurt's World.
1262
00:59:14,700 --> 00:59:18,000
Hey, four tacos with each meat.
1263
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,500
And then the carne
asada fries, please.
1264
00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:22,500
- Ahh!
- How many fries?
1265
00:59:22,500 --> 00:59:23,900
Just one. Thank you.
1266
00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:27,100
Ahh.
1267
00:59:27,100 --> 00:59:28,900
I'm gonna drink some of this.
1268
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:39,700
You're the worst
streamer of all time.
1269
00:59:41,300 --> 00:59:43,100
Alright, get... get in the...
1270
01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:08,700
Fuck's this guy doing?
1271
01:00:08,700 --> 01:00:10,700
Friday nights. You
got to love them.
1272
01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:13,300
Hi. What's up guys?
1273
01:00:13,300 --> 01:00:14,900
It's... It's Kurt.
1274
01:00:16,300 --> 01:00:18,600
Welcome to Kurt's World.
1275
01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:21,800
- Want to check it out?
- Yeah.
1276
01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:24,300
UNo asked me to do a takeover.
1277
01:00:24,300 --> 01:00:25,800
So that's what's up.
1278
01:00:32,700 --> 01:00:35,100
- Hey, can I help you, Officer?
- Yeah, everything alright today?
1279
01:00:35,100 --> 01:00:37,900
- Uh, we've seen better nights.
- Mm-hmm.
1280
01:00:37,900 --> 01:00:39,900
My girlfriend, she had a
little bit too much to drink.
1281
01:00:39,900 --> 01:00:42,400
I pulled over.
It's not a big deal.
1282
01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:44,100
She's okay, you know.
1283
01:00:44,100 --> 01:00:46,500
I'm just giving her some food,
sober her up, get her home.
1284
01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:48,400
License and
registration, please.
1285
01:00:48,500 --> 01:00:50,400
Of course. Uh...
1286
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:56,100
- She's just sleeping.
- Mm-hmm.
1287
01:00:57,100 --> 01:00:58,500
You a Spree driver?
1288
01:00:58,500 --> 01:01:00,500
Uh, yeah, yeah.
1289
01:01:00,500 --> 01:01:02,900
Uh, yeah, not...
Not tonight, though.
1290
01:01:02,900 --> 01:01:05,800
No, no, I'm just hanging...
Just hanging with my girl, yeah.
1291
01:01:05,800 --> 01:01:08,100
But you have driven today?
1292
01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:11,300
No, I-I don't... I don't
work on weekends.
1293
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:14,800
Friday's a weekday,
last I checked.
1294
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:17,600
Alright, Kurt, can I have
you step out the car slowly
1295
01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:19,200
and show us both
your hands, please?
1296
01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:21,900
- Is that necessary?
- Yes, sir, it is.
1297
01:01:21,900 --> 01:01:23,900
Kurt, please step
out the car, please.
1298
01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:28,500
Okay, that's not good, buddy.
1299
01:01:28,400 --> 01:01:30,300
I just close it?
1300
01:01:30,300 --> 01:01:31,800
Yeah, go ahead.
1301
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:33,800
Just go ahead and
stand in front of the car.
1302
01:01:33,900 --> 01:01:35,700
- Sorry.
- Yeah, don't worry about it.
1303
01:01:35,700 --> 01:01:37,300
We're gonna do a
standard sobriety test here.
1304
01:01:37,300 --> 01:01:39,800
So I'm gonna need you to
stand with your feet together
1305
01:01:39,800 --> 01:01:41,500
and your arms to your
side like this, please.
1306
01:01:41,500 --> 01:01:44,200
And when we start, I'm gonna
ask you to lift your right foot,
1307
01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:45,900
point your toe,
and count like this.
1308
01:01:45,900 --> 01:01:47,600
One, one thousand,
two, one thousand,
1309
01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:49,300
three, one thousand,
four, one thousand.
1310
01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:51,800
- Alright?
- Let's go, buddy.
1311
01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:54,100
One, one thousand,
two, one thousand,
1312
01:01:54,100 --> 01:01:55,600
three, one thousand,
1313
01:01:55,700 --> 01:01:57,900
four... four, one thousand,
five, one thousand.
1314
01:01:57,900 --> 01:01:59,700
Should we make
him touch his nose?
1315
01:01:59,700 --> 01:02:00,800
- Jake, shut up.
- Seven, one thousand,
1316
01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:02,000
eight, one thousand.
1317
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:04,200
Hey, your
girlfriend's pretty hot.
1318
01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:06,500
Eleven, one thousand.
1319
01:02:06,500 --> 01:02:09,000
- She's awake now.
- What the fu...
1320
01:02:10,100 --> 01:02:12,300
Jesus fucking Christ.
1321
01:02:17,300 --> 01:02:20,300
Officer down. I need backup.
1322
01:02:24,500 --> 01:02:26,100
Thank you, God.
1323
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:34,600
Any units in the vicinity of
105 westbound at Inglewood.
1324
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:43,900
Oh, fuck.
1325
01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:51,300
Whoa.
1326
01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:53,000
Whoa.
1327
01:02:57,900 --> 01:02:59,800
- What is he doing?
- Tell me you got that.
1328
01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:01,400
- I got that. I got that.
- Did you get that?
1329
01:03:01,400 --> 01:03:03,900
If you guys had told me
that this is what "The Lesson"
1330
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:05,600
would be like before,
I would have n...
1331
01:03:05,600 --> 01:03:07,500
I could have
never believed that.
1332
01:03:07,500 --> 01:03:09,800
This is crazy.
1333
01:03:22,300 --> 01:03:24,500
- Oh, my God.
- Whoa.
1334
01:03:25,900 --> 01:03:28,100
I got to lose these cops.
1335
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:46,200
Do... Are you seeing all
these homeless people?
1336
01:03:46,200 --> 01:03:47,300
It's pathetic.
1337
01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:52,000
Zero social-media presence.
1338
01:03:51,900 --> 01:03:53,900
They don't even care
that the whole world
1339
01:03:53,900 --> 01:03:55,900
doesn't even know
that they exist.
1340
01:03:55,900 --> 01:03:57,700
If I ran over their tent
and killed them all,
1341
01:03:57,700 --> 01:03:59,600
no one would
even care right now.
1342
01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:02,000
Yes.
1343
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:03,400
Cops can't stop me.
1344
01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:04,800
Dad can't stop me.
1345
01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:06,200
Mom can't stop me.
1346
01:04:06,200 --> 01:04:07,400
Bobby can't stop me.
1347
01:04:07,400 --> 01:04:09,400
The homeless can't stop me.
1348
01:04:09,400 --> 01:04:10,700
What's up?
1349
01:04:10,800 --> 01:04:13,700
Guys, I'm starting
to feel unstoppable.
1350
01:04:26,700 --> 01:04:29,700
Pumpkin emoji, pumpkin
emoji, pumpkin emoji.
1351
01:04:29,700 --> 01:04:31,100
Birthday hat emoji.
1352
01:04:31,100 --> 01:04:32,900
I just think... I think
it's all fucking...
1353
01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:35,500
I this it's like... I think parents
are doing it on purpose.
1354
01:04:35,600 --> 01:04:36,900
You have to call them.
1355
01:04:36,900 --> 01:04:38,600
You have to call
them to figure it out.
1356
01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:41,000
That's what they're... It's like
all they want is a phone call.
1357
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:44,000
So they send you these
weird-ass coded text messages.
1358
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:47,300
It's like, "You're getting
the phone call, Mom."
1359
01:04:52,100 --> 01:04:54,700
Fucking porn is crazy.
1360
01:04:54,600 --> 01:04:56,700
You know, I always
think about, like,
1361
01:04:56,800 --> 01:05:00,300
who are these people who
are, like, commenting on porn?
1362
01:05:00,300 --> 01:05:01,900
Do you know what I mean?
1363
01:05:01,900 --> 01:05:04,600
Like, they've got to,
like, fucking, like, sign up
1364
01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:06,900
to be like, "Who's she?
1365
01:05:06,900 --> 01:05:09,500
Where is this place?
I like this apartment."
1366
01:05:09,500 --> 01:05:14,000
I think it's bad that I fucking
beat off to this shit so much.
1367
01:05:13,900 --> 01:05:17,800
But I don't have a
profile. It's just porn.
1368
01:05:19,900 --> 01:05:21,300
Where's Jessie?
1369
01:05:22,400 --> 01:05:25,000
Alright, well, I guess
that's enough about me.
1370
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:26,800
All eyes on me!
1371
01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:31,000
What do you say we bring up
our final performer of the night?
1372
01:05:34,100 --> 01:05:35,500
You know her.
1373
01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:38,200
Her holiness of hashtags.
1374
01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:41,300
The reaper of reposts.
1375
01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:43,900
The queen of all social media.
1376
01:05:43,900 --> 01:05:46,800
She's the reason you
guys bought your tickets
1377
01:05:46,800 --> 01:05:48,900
three weeks in
advance, I'm sure.
1378
01:05:48,900 --> 01:05:52,300
Please welcome the amazing,
1379
01:05:52,300 --> 01:05:57,200
the sexy, the hilarious
Jessie fucking Adams.
1380
01:05:57,100 --> 01:05:58,200
Give it up.
1381
01:06:05,100 --> 01:06:07,200
Hello, everyone.
1382
01:06:08,300 --> 01:06:11,600
Thank you, thank
you. Thank you, Miles.
1383
01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:13,400
Wow, what you
lack in personality
1384
01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:15,300
you really make up for in puns.
1385
01:06:16,400 --> 01:06:19,100
Give it up for white guys, huh?
1386
01:06:19,100 --> 01:06:21,400
Yeah.
1387
01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:22,800
Can't live with them,
1388
01:06:22,800 --> 01:06:25,600
and, well, there they
are all over the place.
1389
01:06:25,600 --> 01:06:29,000
I'm so glad you think I'm
hilarious and sexy, Miles.
1390
01:06:29,100 --> 01:06:31,600
Thank you. That means
a lot coming from a guy
1391
01:06:31,600 --> 01:06:34,700
whose ideal woman
is a hentai body pillow.
1392
01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:39,500
Let's redirect back to
me. This is my show.
1393
01:06:39,500 --> 01:06:42,700
And I am the real Jessie Adams.
1394
01:06:44,700 --> 01:06:48,400
We got the Joke Bros in
the house from Chicago.
1395
01:06:48,500 --> 01:06:50,500
Hell, yeah.
1396
01:06:51,300 --> 01:06:55,300
Yeah, we're going out live to a
million neck beards right now.
1397
01:06:55,300 --> 01:06:59,100
Wow, such a big
show, so many eyeballs.
1398
01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:01,300
I should probably
play it safe, right?
1399
01:07:01,300 --> 01:07:02,500
- No.
- No?
1400
01:07:02,500 --> 01:07:04,400
You don't want
me to play it safe?
1401
01:07:04,400 --> 01:07:08,800
I mean, why would I? I
am the real Jessie Adams.
1402
01:07:09,500 --> 01:07:12,100
- Are you ready?
- Yeah.
1403
01:07:12,200 --> 01:07:14,900
All eyes on me. I
want to be seen.
1404
01:07:14,900 --> 01:07:17,200
All eyes on me I
want to be seen.
1405
01:07:17,100 --> 01:07:20,100
I said, all eyes on
me I want to be seen.
1406
01:07:20,100 --> 01:07:22,100
All eyes on me I
want to be seen.
1407
01:07:22,100 --> 01:07:25,000
Great. Get your phones
out like we do every time.
1408
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:26,900
This is our
favorite part, right?
1409
01:07:26,900 --> 01:07:30,800
You trying to see me?
You trying to see me?
1410
01:07:31,500 --> 01:07:33,700
You got me in focus?
1411
01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:35,900
You got me in that good light?
1412
01:07:35,900 --> 01:07:37,200
I got you.
1413
01:07:37,200 --> 01:07:38,500
Do I look good?
1414
01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:40,200
Thank you, baby.
1415
01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:42,200
So if you follow
me on social media,
1416
01:07:42,200 --> 01:07:44,700
you probably know I had
to put some skeezy bozo
1417
01:07:44,700 --> 01:07:47,300
in his place during
a Spree ride today.
1418
01:07:47,300 --> 01:07:48,500
He was the one who was all like,
1419
01:07:48,500 --> 01:07:50,200
"Come on, girl,
give me a smile."
1420
01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:53,600
Ugh. I mean, that's not breaking
news to any woman in this room.
1421
01:07:53,600 --> 01:07:55,000
We go through that every day.
1422
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:57,200
- Fuck that guy.
- Right? Fuck that guy.
1423
01:07:57,300 --> 01:08:00,500
He was a date-rape
drug in a person.
1424
01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:05,900
And I was angry at this
guy, but then I got sad.
1425
01:08:05,900 --> 01:08:09,200
Because of the
driver, the Spree driver.
1426
01:08:09,200 --> 01:08:12,900
He was all like, "How'd
you get such a big following?
1427
01:08:12,900 --> 01:08:15,400
We should share tips."
1428
01:08:15,400 --> 01:08:17,700
And then he was kind
of, like, soft begging,
1429
01:08:17,700 --> 01:08:20,700
like, "Oh, please,
Lord, tag me."
1430
01:08:20,700 --> 01:08:24,700
And it was so sad and pathetic.
1431
01:08:24,700 --> 01:08:28,500
And it was just like me.
1432
01:08:28,500 --> 01:08:32,000
I went to my granny's house
after, my... my safe place,
1433
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:33,900
like, my pre-show sanctuary.
1434
01:08:33,900 --> 01:08:36,700
And I could not shake that
ride. Like, I was so pissed.
1435
01:08:36,700 --> 01:08:38,100
And I was thinking
about that guy
1436
01:08:38,100 --> 01:08:39,900
and that "please tag me" energy.
1437
01:08:39,800 --> 01:08:42,800
And I was like, "Ugh,
God, that was pure me."
1438
01:08:42,900 --> 01:08:46,000
Like, he was me. I've
done that shit before.
1439
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:48,300
And then I just, like,
reckoned with myself.
1440
01:08:48,300 --> 01:08:50,800
For the last two years, I've
been saying, "All eyes on me."
1441
01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:55,200
Now I finally have what I want,
and I am creeped the fuck out.
1442
01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:56,900
I'm serious.
1443
01:08:56,900 --> 01:08:59,400
It's like whether you
have 20 million followers
1444
01:08:59,400 --> 01:09:03,900
or 20 followers, we're all being
watched and judged and hated.
1445
01:09:03,900 --> 01:09:05,500
And you love it, you love it.
1446
01:09:05,500 --> 01:09:07,800
You need it. You're
all addicted to it.
1447
01:09:07,800 --> 01:09:09,300
And you're addicted
to other people.
1448
01:09:09,300 --> 01:09:10,500
You're not doing you.
1449
01:09:10,500 --> 01:09:12,600
You're doing somebody
else for somebody else.
1450
01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:15,200
How are we supposed to
know who we are as people
1451
01:09:15,200 --> 01:09:17,400
if we're just hamming
it up all the time?
1452
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:21,700
Okay, I can read the energy.
1453
01:09:21,600 --> 01:09:25,000
It's very quiet in this room.
I can hear a long-held fart.
1454
01:09:25,900 --> 01:09:29,400
And I'm sure you're like,
"Jessie, why so serious?
1455
01:09:29,400 --> 01:09:30,700
Where are the jokes?"
1456
01:09:30,700 --> 01:09:32,300
We're living in it.
1457
01:09:32,300 --> 01:09:35,800
You, me, that Spree driver,
we're all punking ourselves.
1458
01:09:35,800 --> 01:09:37,800
And that's why when
I wake up tomorrow,
1459
01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:38,800
I'm going cold turkey.
1460
01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:40,600
No more social media for me.
1461
01:09:40,600 --> 01:09:42,200
Okay.
1462
01:09:42,100 --> 01:09:44,400
Those are the devils on my
shoulder trying to hold me down.
1463
01:09:44,400 --> 01:09:47,600
Do we have any
angels in the house?
1464
01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:50,200
Do I have any
angels in the house?
1465
01:09:50,300 --> 01:09:53,300
So you ready for your log-off?
1466
01:09:53,300 --> 01:09:56,800
-
- You want me to smash this shit?
1467
01:09:56,800 --> 01:09:58,800
You ready? Are
you ready for this?
1468
01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:01,800
Okay, all eyes on this, bitch!
1469
01:10:03,300 --> 01:10:04,800
Yeah!
1470
01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:21,000
Hell, yeah, Jessie.
1471
01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:23,800
That was crazy
cool. I got all that shit.
1472
01:10:23,700 --> 01:10:25,400
That was tight.
1473
01:10:25,400 --> 01:10:26,600
Miles, get out of my face.
1474
01:10:26,600 --> 01:10:27,600
Hey, come on.
1475
01:10:27,600 --> 01:10:29,500
This is a historical moment.
1476
01:10:29,500 --> 01:10:32,200
Jessie Adams off social
media. I got to document this.
1477
01:10:32,200 --> 01:10:34,100
Why don't you pay me on
time? That would be historic.
1478
01:10:34,200 --> 01:10:35,900
I hooked us up. Joke Bros, baby.
1479
01:10:35,900 --> 01:10:37,600
- God.
- Joke Bros in here.
1480
01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:41,300
Miles Manderville. Jessie
motherfucking Adams.
1481
01:10:41,300 --> 01:10:42,900
- That...
- I got to get some air.
1482
01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:45,800
- Get the fuck out of my way.
- Okay. Jesus.
1483
01:10:45,800 --> 01:10:48,800
We're in this! Fuck, yeah!
1484
01:11:16,200 --> 01:11:17,700
Are you Kurt?
1485
01:11:17,700 --> 01:11:19,500
I'm Kurt. That's me.
1486
01:11:19,600 --> 01:11:20,900
Okay.
1487
01:11:21,600 --> 01:11:23,000
Yeah, that's me.
1488
01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:24,600
Don't you recognize
my name? Kurt Kunkle?
1489
01:11:24,500 --> 01:11:26,100
I just want to say
I've known Jessie
1490
01:11:26,100 --> 01:11:27,300
for, like, over five years,
1491
01:11:27,300 --> 01:11:28,800
and she has
always been killing it.
1492
01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:30,200
This is not a sur... Come on.
1493
01:11:30,200 --> 01:11:32,100
You still fixated
on that 700 bucks?
1494
01:11:32,100 --> 01:11:33,600
- Come on, Jessie.
- Fixated?
1495
01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:35,100
You owe me 700 bucks.
1496
01:11:35,100 --> 01:11:36,600
- And put the fucking phone down.
- Do you have any idea
1497
01:11:36,600 --> 01:11:38,400
how many people are
watching this, Jessie?
1498
01:11:38,400 --> 01:11:39,800
I'm not gonna
lose this audience.
1499
01:11:39,800 --> 01:11:41,600
What's up, people?
1500
01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:47,100
Do sumthin.
1501
01:11:49,200 --> 01:11:51,700
You got a dash cam
and everything, huh?
1502
01:11:51,700 --> 01:11:54,900
Yes. You can never be too safe.
1503
01:12:09,100 --> 01:12:10,900
Yeah, I got one, too.
1504
01:12:11,800 --> 01:12:14,000
Come on, we should
be fucking celebrating.
1505
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:15,500
Celebrating what?
1506
01:12:15,500 --> 01:12:18,800
The... The fact that
your set is gonna go viral.
1507
01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:21,700
All the right people
saw that, Jessie.
1508
01:12:21,700 --> 01:12:23,200
You're made. I would...
1509
01:12:23,200 --> 01:12:25,400
I would... I would
kill for that, Jessie.
1510
01:12:25,300 --> 01:12:28,200
Honestly, that was...
That was crazy.
1511
01:12:28,300 --> 01:12:31,500
- Let me buy you a drink.
- Fine.
1512
01:12:32,900 --> 01:12:34,900
Pretty fucking cool, right?
1513
01:12:34,900 --> 01:12:36,400
Okay, just so you know,
1514
01:12:36,400 --> 01:12:39,300
I'm not the crazy driver
driving around tonight.
1515
01:12:52,700 --> 01:12:54,200
I know.
1516
01:12:55,700 --> 01:12:57,600
Dang, Jessie, you're
getting a little drunk.
1517
01:12:57,600 --> 01:13:00,600
- Can I take you home?
- No. Just order me a Spree.
1518
01:13:00,600 --> 01:13:01,900
No doubt.
1519
01:13:01,900 --> 01:13:04,700
Uh, weird. Spree's down.
1520
01:13:04,700 --> 01:13:07,200
You know I could just give
you a ride in my car, right?
1521
01:13:07,100 --> 01:13:09,300
Oh, my God, no.
You're too drunk to drive.
1522
01:13:09,300 --> 01:13:11,000
You're not killing
me in your death trap.
1523
01:13:11,100 --> 01:13:13,100
- It's not like that.
- Just order us a GoGo.
1524
01:13:13,100 --> 01:13:15,100
- Order us? Okay.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1525
01:13:15,100 --> 01:13:16,600
We go... We going to...
We going to my place?
1526
01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:19,400
- Or what's happening here?
- No, go to my place.
1527
01:13:19,400 --> 01:13:21,100
Oh, damn, okay.
1528
01:13:21,100 --> 01:13:23,600
Uh, alright, yeah.
1529
01:13:23,600 --> 01:13:25,900
Get a GoGo for sure.
1530
01:13:25,900 --> 01:13:29,900
Sweet. Yeah, there's one...
There's one down the block.
1531
01:13:29,800 --> 01:13:31,000
What kind of car is it?
1532
01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:33,400
It's a white coupe.
1533
01:13:33,500 --> 01:13:35,100
Okay, cool.
1534
01:13:35,100 --> 01:13:37,300
Alright, cool. Alright.
1535
01:13:37,300 --> 01:13:39,200
Give me... Give me one second.
1536
01:13:39,200 --> 01:13:41,900
I'm live-streaming all
night, by the way, folks.
1537
01:13:41,900 --> 01:13:43,900
- Alright.
- Okay.
1538
01:13:45,300 --> 01:13:47,400
- What's up, Miles?
- Nice one, Miles.
1539
01:13:47,400 --> 01:13:49,200
Hey, what's up?
Hey, yo, hey, Je...
1540
01:13:49,100 --> 01:13:50,800
Excuse me. Hey, Jessie, wait up.
1541
01:13:51,800 --> 01:13:53,300
Jessie!
1542
01:13:53,300 --> 01:13:56,100
- Jessie, wait up!
- Drive, drive, drive.
1543
01:13:56,200 --> 01:13:58,900
Oh, sucks.
1544
01:13:58,900 --> 01:14:01,200
- Nice one, Miles.
- Fuck you.
1545
01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:09,800
Wait, what address
did he give you?
1546
01:14:09,700 --> 01:14:11,700
375 South Hobart.
1547
01:14:11,700 --> 01:14:13,900
- Okay, good.
- Good.
1548
01:14:19,800 --> 01:14:23,200
Hey.
1549
01:14:24,800 --> 01:14:26,900
Hey.
1550
01:14:26,900 --> 01:14:29,100
What, man? I'm
about to pass out.
1551
01:14:29,900 --> 01:14:33,400
I liked your set tonight. It
was... It was inspirational.
1552
01:14:33,900 --> 01:14:35,100
- You saw it?
- Hell, yeah.
1553
01:14:35,100 --> 01:14:37,000
I was there. It was awesome.
1554
01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:38,900
Jessie, I think you're
actually a genius.
1555
01:14:38,900 --> 01:14:40,500
Thanks, man.
1556
01:14:40,500 --> 01:14:42,700
I'm so glad you didn't take
that water bottle earlier.
1557
01:14:42,800 --> 01:14:44,200
That would have been...
1558
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:46,500
What water?
1559
01:14:47,500 --> 01:14:50,500
The water from
earlier. Seat pouch.
1560
01:14:50,400 --> 01:14:52,000
Left side.
1561
01:14:53,900 --> 01:14:56,400
Wait Ku... Kurtis?
1562
01:14:57,900 --> 01:14:59,400
Try again.
1563
01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:02,100
- Kurtis?
- Kurt.
1564
01:15:02,100 --> 01:15:04,400
- Kurt.
- Kurt's World, remember?
1565
01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:06,700
- Squirt's World, yeah, yeah.
- Follow me.
1566
01:15:06,700 --> 01:15:08,500
KurtsWorld96.
1567
01:15:08,500 --> 01:15:10,000
Uh...
1568
01:15:10,900 --> 01:15:12,900
- Okay, this is really weird.
- Yeah.
1569
01:15:12,900 --> 01:15:14,900
Isn't this weird? I
know. It's amazing.
1570
01:15:14,900 --> 01:15:18,000
I just, like... I pick you up
today, and then I go online.
1571
01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:20,800
I buy a ticket to
support you, and it's like,
1572
01:15:20,800 --> 01:15:22,500
what are the odds?
1573
01:15:23,800 --> 01:15:27,300
I mean, uh, okay.
1574
01:15:27,400 --> 01:15:29,500
- Thanks for your support.
- Totally.
1575
01:15:29,500 --> 01:15:31,100
Uh...
1576
01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:32,300
Did you like the set?
1577
01:15:32,300 --> 01:15:34,300
I didn't mean to
rag on you that hard.
1578
01:15:34,300 --> 01:15:35,900
- Rag on me?
- Yeah.
1579
01:15:35,900 --> 01:15:37,400
Sticks and stones, Jessie Adams.
1580
01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:39,600
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm fine. I liked it.
1581
01:15:39,600 --> 01:15:40,900
I liked all what you did.
1582
01:15:40,900 --> 01:15:43,200
Because when you
were talking up there,
1583
01:15:43,200 --> 01:15:46,200
I realized inside me, it
was like this activator.
1584
01:15:46,200 --> 01:15:49,000
And it, like... Whoa,
all of a sudden,
1585
01:15:49,100 --> 01:15:51,600
the things that you were saying,
I realized they were in my head,
1586
01:15:51,500 --> 01:15:53,500
but I just had not
thought them yet.
1587
01:15:53,500 --> 01:15:56,100
- Okay, yeah.
- And that to me...
1588
01:15:56,100 --> 01:15:58,500
That to me... That's
not gonna work.
1589
01:15:58,500 --> 01:15:59,600
What?
1590
01:15:59,600 --> 01:16:02,100
That's not gonna work, Jessie.
1591
01:16:02,100 --> 01:16:03,500
Hee hee hee.
1592
01:16:03,500 --> 01:16:06,300
Your phone, you broke it
during the set, remember?
1593
01:16:07,300 --> 01:16:08,600
- Yeah, I remember.
- Of course.
1594
01:16:08,600 --> 01:16:10,100
Oh, my gosh, how
could you forget?
1595
01:16:10,100 --> 01:16:11,800
How could I forget?
How could anyone forget?
1596
01:16:11,800 --> 01:16:14,900
Oh, my gosh, I had this, like,
crazy breakthrough today, too.
1597
01:16:14,900 --> 01:16:17,300
Why are we going east?
We need to be going west?
1598
01:16:17,300 --> 01:16:18,600
You know what I'm
all about now, Jessie?
1599
01:16:18,600 --> 01:16:20,700
I'm all about love.
I'm a man of love.
1600
01:16:20,700 --> 01:16:22,600
You can just... just pull
over here and let me out.
1601
01:16:22,600 --> 01:16:23,800
Okay, just listen to me.
1602
01:16:23,800 --> 01:16:25,700
I'm just trying to, like,
make myself heard by you.
1603
01:16:25,700 --> 01:16:27,500
So, like, check this out.
1604
01:16:27,500 --> 01:16:30,000
Love is more
powerful than anything.
1605
01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:32,100
That's something that I figured
out back there at the show.
1606
01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:33,200
- It's like love...
- Just let me out, man.
1607
01:16:33,200 --> 01:16:35,700
- Just please...
- love is more powerful
1608
01:16:35,800 --> 01:16:37,100
than anything.
1609
01:16:37,100 --> 01:16:38,500
- You know what I mean?
- No.
1610
01:16:38,500 --> 01:16:40,200
It could break down
any sort of barrier
1611
01:16:40,200 --> 01:16:41,800
between any type of person.
1612
01:16:41,800 --> 01:16:45,600
It's like, man, how can
something that's so powerful
1613
01:16:45,600 --> 01:16:47,300
also just be such a
good branding tool?
1614
01:16:47,300 --> 01:16:48,500
Kurt, please let
me out of the car.
1615
01:16:48,500 --> 01:16:50,200
Do you know what
I mean? And it's like
1616
01:16:50,200 --> 01:16:52,700
imagine the audience
that you and me could get
1617
01:16:52,600 --> 01:16:54,600
if we just plussed our
audiences together.
1618
01:16:54,600 --> 01:16:56,100
Oh, my gosh, can you
imagine the numbers...
1619
01:16:56,200 --> 01:16:58,000
You are freaking
me out right now.
1620
01:16:58,000 --> 01:16:59,400
From a leaked sex tape?
1621
01:16:59,400 --> 01:17:01,200
- That would be unbelievable.
- What?
1622
01:17:01,200 --> 01:17:02,600
And it's like having sex?
1623
01:17:02,600 --> 01:17:04,400
We're beyond having
sex at that point.
1624
01:17:04,400 --> 01:17:05,900
We're, like, making love.
1625
01:17:05,900 --> 01:17:08,400
Like, real love, though,
not, like, disingenuine love.
1626
01:17:08,400 --> 01:17:09,900
- It's cool, right?
- Where are we going?
1627
01:17:09,900 --> 01:17:11,400
I'm taking you home.
1628
01:17:11,400 --> 01:17:13,200
This is not the way to
my fucking house, Kurt.
1629
01:17:13,100 --> 01:17:14,900
Oh, no, not your home.
1630
01:17:14,900 --> 01:17:16,300
My home.
1631
01:17:18,500 --> 01:17:19,600
My home.
1632
01:17:50,900 --> 01:17:52,100
Aah!
1633
01:18:05,900 --> 01:18:08,100
Aah! Let go!
1634
01:18:16,200 --> 01:18:18,000
What is wrong with you?
1635
01:18:24,700 --> 01:18:28,300
Didn't you listen to me? I
said I'm all about love now.
1636
01:19:24,800 --> 01:19:26,300
Okay.
1637
01:19:42,800 --> 01:19:45,100
Sorry, Jessie.
1638
01:20:20,300 --> 01:20:22,500
Can't believe you
got out of the car bro
1639
01:20:22,500 --> 01:20:24,500
what a fucking dumb-ass.
1640
01:20:31,600 --> 01:20:32,600
Shit.
1641
01:20:36,900 --> 01:20:38,600
Oh, my God.
1642
01:20:49,700 --> 01:20:51,600
Run.
1643
01:21:12,600 --> 01:21:14,100
Aah!
1644
01:21:23,800 --> 01:21:26,100
Why are you doing this?
1645
01:21:26,200 --> 01:21:29,400
Jessie, we could have
been a power couple!
1646
01:21:32,200 --> 01:21:34,900
No! Aah!
1647
01:21:56,400 --> 01:21:58,700
Sis you're doing frickin great!
1648
01:21:58,700 --> 01:22:00,900
Whoever the fuck is
watching this, you are sick!
1649
01:22:00,900 --> 01:22:03,800
What is wrong with you?
This is not a fucking TV show.
1650
01:22:03,700 --> 01:22:05,600
If you know where
we are, call the cops.
1651
01:22:07,200 --> 01:22:08,600
Shit.
1652
01:22:08,600 --> 01:22:12,100
Shit, shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit, shit.
1653
01:22:13,100 --> 01:22:15,400
What the hell happened here?!
1654
01:22:17,100 --> 01:22:19,200
Who are you?
1655
01:22:19,200 --> 01:22:22,000
What did you do?
1656
01:22:21,900 --> 01:22:23,100
I-I didn't do anything.
1657
01:22:23,100 --> 01:22:24,900
You're really
fucked up right now.
1658
01:22:24,900 --> 01:22:27,700
And I'm sorry if you're
drunk or high or...
1659
01:22:28,500 --> 01:22:30,300
I'm gonna have to call the cops.
1660
01:22:30,300 --> 01:22:31,500
Call them! Tell
them the address!
1661
01:22:31,500 --> 01:22:33,600
There's a fucking
psycho running around.
1662
01:22:35,600 --> 01:22:39,500
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Angela.
1663
01:22:39,500 --> 01:22:41,900
Did you do this?
Did you kill her?
1664
01:22:41,900 --> 01:22:43,400
What did you do to her?
1665
01:22:48,600 --> 01:22:51,300
Why don't you just kill me, too?
1666
01:22:51,300 --> 01:22:54,200
Angela's dead. Nobody
showed up to my set.
1667
01:22:54,200 --> 01:22:56,800
So come on! Take me out.
1668
01:22:56,900 --> 01:22:58,900
Ah!
1669
01:23:01,200 --> 01:23:03,300
Kurt.
1670
01:23:04,300 --> 01:23:06,400
Did you do this?
1671
01:23:07,100 --> 01:23:09,200
Did you kill your mother?
1672
01:23:09,200 --> 01:23:10,900
Thanks, Kurt.
1673
01:23:10,900 --> 01:23:12,600
Shit, almost forgot.
1674
01:23:12,600 --> 01:23:14,200
Mom.
1675
01:23:14,200 --> 01:23:16,000
Tell me you didn't
kill your mother.
1676
01:23:16,000 --> 01:23:17,600
Hey, Mom.
1677
01:23:23,100 --> 01:23:24,300
No.
1678
01:23:24,200 --> 01:23:26,000
Kurt, seriously.
1679
01:24:37,700 --> 01:24:39,800
Wow.
1680
01:24:39,800 --> 01:24:41,000
Thanks for watching.
1681
01:24:41,000 --> 01:24:44,900
And hopefully a lot
of you now follow me.
1682
01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:49,300
What a crazy day for me.
1683
01:24:49,400 --> 01:24:53,500
Jessie please go
see if Kurt is still alive.
1684
01:24:56,400 --> 01:24:59,100
So many emotions.
1685
01:24:59,100 --> 01:25:02,700
Highs and lows.
1686
01:25:03,700 --> 01:25:07,800
And here we are, the
end of "The Lesson."
1687
01:25:15,800 --> 01:25:18,700
I really hope you guys
learned something.
1688
01:25:18,700 --> 01:25:22,700
I mean, I know you
learned something.
1689
01:25:25,300 --> 01:25:27,300
And as for me?
1690
01:25:38,300 --> 01:25:40,600
50,000 people watching.
1691
01:25:45,300 --> 01:25:47,500
I guess I got what I wanted.
1692
01:25:52,600 --> 01:25:55,400
♪ Doo-doo doo-doo-doo
doo-doo-doo ♪
1693
01:25:55,400 --> 01:25:58,400
Grab a selfie with him!
1694
01:25:58,500 --> 01:26:00,400
♪ Doo-doo-doo
doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
1695
01:26:00,400 --> 01:26:03,000
♪ Love him, I love
him, I love him ♪
1696
01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:04,900
♪ And where he
goes I'll follow ♪
1697
01:26:04,900 --> 01:26:07,200
♪ I'll follow, I'll follow ♪
1698
01:26:07,200 --> 01:26:10,500
♪ I will follow him ♪
1699
01:26:10,400 --> 01:26:15,300
♪ Follow him
wherever he may go ♪
1700
01:26:15,300 --> 01:26:19,200
♪ There isn't an
ocean too deep ♪
1701
01:26:19,300 --> 01:26:23,100
♪ A mountain so high
it can keep me away ♪
1702
01:26:23,100 --> 01:26:24,600
Looks like someone fucked up
1703
01:26:24,600 --> 01:26:28,000
and put your girl in
a fancy hotel. What?
1704
01:26:28,000 --> 01:26:29,900
♪ Follow him ♪
1705
01:26:29,800 --> 01:26:32,900
♪ Ever since he touched
my hand, I knew ♪
1706
01:26:32,900 --> 01:26:35,000
All eyes on me! I
want to be seen!
1707
01:26:35,000 --> 01:26:38,500
♪ That near him I
always must be ♪
1708
01:26:38,500 --> 01:26:41,600
♪ And nothing can
keep him from me ♪
1709
01:26:41,700 --> 01:26:44,900
♪ He is my destiny ♪
1710
01:26:44,900 --> 01:26:46,200
♪ Destiny ♪
1711
01:26:46,200 --> 01:26:49,000
♪ I love him, I love
him, I love him ♪
1712
01:26:48,900 --> 01:26:51,100
♪ And where he
goes I'll follow ♪
1713
01:26:51,100 --> 01:26:53,100
♪ I'll follow, I'll follow ♪
1714
01:26:53,100 --> 01:26:54,700
♪ He'll always be my true love ♪
1715
01:26:54,700 --> 01:26:56,700
♪ My true love, my true love ♪
1716
01:26:56,700 --> 01:26:58,600
♪ From now until forever ♪
1717
01:26:58,600 --> 01:27:00,700
♪ Forever, forever ♪
1718
01:27:00,700 --> 01:27:02,700
♪ I will follow him ♪
1719
01:27:02,700 --> 01:27:06,800
But the thing about me is
that I'll continue to find Kurt.
1720
01:27:06,900 --> 01:27:08,900
I will continue
to dig until I get...
1721
01:27:08,900 --> 01:27:11,900
Until I get the...
Until I get real Kurt.
1722
01:27:11,800 --> 01:27:14,800
And that's why you're...
That's why you'll subscribe.
1723
01:27:14,800 --> 01:27:19,600
♪ It can keep me away ♪
1724
01:27:19,600 --> 01:27:23,700
♪ Away from my love ♪
1725
01:27:24,400 --> 01:27:27,500
♪ I love him, I love
him, I love him ♪
1726
01:27:27,600 --> 01:27:29,600
♪ And where he
goes I'll follow ♪
1727
01:27:29,600 --> 01:27:31,500
♪ I'll follow, I'll follow ♪
1728
01:27:31,400 --> 01:27:33,400
♪ He'll always be my true love ♪
1729
01:27:33,400 --> 01:27:35,300
♪ My true love, my true love ♪
1730
01:27:35,300 --> 01:27:37,300
♪ From now until forever ♪
1731
01:27:37,300 --> 01:27:39,300
♪ Forever, forever ♪
1732
01:27:39,300 --> 01:27:41,100
♪ I will follow him ♪
1733
01:27:41,100 --> 01:27:42,700
♪ Follow him ♪
1734
01:27:42,700 --> 01:27:47,500
♪ Follow him
wherever he may go ♪
1735
01:27:47,500 --> 01:27:51,800
♪ There isn't an
ocean too deep ♪
1736
01:27:51,800 --> 01:27:55,000
♪ A mountain so
high it can keep ♪
1737
01:27:55,000 --> 01:27:58,500
♪ Keep me away ♪
1738
01:27:58,500 --> 01:28:02,400
♪ Away from my love ♪
1739
01:28:02,400 --> 01:28:04,300
♪ And where he
goes I'll follow ♪
1740
01:28:04,300 --> 01:28:06,200
♪ I'll follow, I'll follow ♪
1741
01:28:06,200 --> 01:28:08,100
♪ I know I'll always love him ♪
1742
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♪ I love him, I love him ♪
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Hey, guys, what's up?
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It's Kurt here
from Kurt's World.